Well obviously you're just not looking hard enough! There is so much subtle complaining going on up in here that I'm surprised no one spit in my food yet.

[Sure. Fine. Rockstar arms. Just for the record, she is way cuter than an amp and would not actually make Brad's guitar sound any louder, but you can bring her on tour anyway.]

... Hey, Galen? I know it totally sucks and I wouldn't wish this on anyone, but... I'm really glad you're here.