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[Oh hey, it's Kenzi! She appears to be sitting on a bench... outside... with the sun setting and snow falling softly. Is she crazy?! At least she's bundled up and in layers, even if her bunny hat looks really stupid. There's some statue or something behind her, looks like a lady. She's definitely sitting in the cemetery, just chillin']

Hey biatches! So... not that I'm being totally nostalgic or homesick or anything, because that shit is for pussies, but-- [She winces, adjusting her position so she's supporting her right arm with her left. It tilts the video a bit.]

Which of you crazy freaks has never seen snow before? Anyone? Just remember that in a pinch, socks CAN be used as mittens. I'm willing to field any basic questions about this poor, misguided imitation of Canadian weather.

((ooc: She's literally just sitting around in the cemetery thinking about dark junk. Feel free to go up and bug her.))

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[ Well here's Galen, leaning back against a wall. He's sitting at her drumkit, but she doesn't need to know that! ] ... Are you in a cemetery?

Yyyyyyyep. I appear to be in the only cemetery we have here. Nice guess, stalker. Quit being a lazy butt and make some make snow angels with me!

Uh, I'm not getting one of my only pairs of jeans wet. Buuut I can come keep you company?

WEAR SNOWPANTS! Come on!

[Hmph. But she's smirking a bit] Okay, fine. Don't forget your hat!

When was the last time you saw a rock star in snowpants? [ Grin. HE KIDS. ] Got it, got it.

[ Just give him a few minutes as he cuts the feed, puts stuff on and heads for... uh, where he thinks he remembers the cemetery being. HE'LL FIND IT. ]

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People haven't seen snow around here? Surely the future hasn't changed that much... though I suppose other climates might do it.

[ a pause, then, amused: ] Pleasant seating you've found yourself, there.

Yeah, that's what I mean. Climates and shit. Don't think it snows too much in Texas... if ... there's anyone from Texas around here.

[She shrugs] It's peaceful.

It's...nice enough, I suppose.

...I also don't suppose we've really spoken, though I've seen you some of your postings.

I'm Anna, by the way. [ from the sound of her voice, she's fairly young, and English perhaps isn't her first language: she mostly sounds American, but there's a bit of something Russian in her consonants ]

Woah. Anna-banana number two. [She salutes with her mitten'd hand, smiling softly.] Kenzi. But you obvi know that if you've been stalking my vids! Nice to meet you and junk.

Ah...yes. [ "And junk"? ] A pleasure.

And you really chose a cemetery for its "peacefulness"? It's...rather morbid.

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Some people wear socks on their hands. Some of us got style. [Look, he holds up a hand which he's CLEVERLY COVERED with...the sleeve of his hoodie. A GENIUS.] Snow can also blow me, by the fuckin way.

... Style? That's style? Betch, please. Call me back when you have badass MITTENS! [Mitten wave!]

Pretty sure that is not the definition of a snow blower, but you can try shoving your junk in one if you want. See what happens. I'll wait.

Yeah, but whattaya do when you want fingers? Nasty.

I'll save my junk for more fine-tuned machinery, thanks. What are you doing?

[Mitten wave digivolve to ... FINGERLESS GLOVE WAVE! You're damn right she found those mittens with the tops that come off and stick with velcro.]

I'm talking to you, obvi. Also sitting. I'm doing some sitting. Pro-sitting with a side of talking. Get over here with your angelbutt and make snow angels with me!

Angelbutt?

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Gonna sleep, bb, niiiight <33

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forgot to send this. Wow.

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[ Clint's already done enough damage by wandering out to say hi to the Hulk in nothing but boxers and a tank top as he hops over from behind the bench and comes to sit next to her. ]

How's your arm? [ A pause. ] You come from Canada? 'm extremely let down you don't say 'ay' after all your sentences.

What? What arm? It's fine. Why? [If she sounds a bit panicked, it's because she's been trying to hide it from her housemates since she got here. Phil especially. Guy's got enough worry lines.]

Wow. RUDE! Where are you getting your stereotypes from? Dudley Do-right? I'm extremely disappointed you don't weigh a billion pounds and consist mostly of McDonalds.

You are the worst liar ever. Your arm...you keep tryin' to hide it but I make a livin' through observation, Kenz. [ He worried as well. ]

I would. But I wouldn't look very hot with a McDonalds gut.

Excuse you, I am the greatest liar when I'm lying but I'm not lying so suck on that, Clinton! [Well... he can stop worrying. She adjusts her bunny hat and tries not to pout.]

It's not a big deal, okay? We have more important things to worry about. Like going home! Use your super secret agent powers.

See...once again, horrible fuckin' liar. I'll give you lessons when 'm less concerned. [ Of it biting him in the ass. He smiles a bit before leaning back into the bench a little. ]

You're important too, Kenz. [ He held out his hands. ] Lemme see it.

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[Hello again, Kenzi. Please behold Elle, being her most miserable self. If she hadn't figured out how to set the thermostat to eighty, she'd be one pissed-off generator girl.]

Let me know when it stops existing.

[Oh, sweetie. Her poor electric baby.]

Not a fan? Let me guess, you're from someplace really, really warm where the closest thing you ever get to a blizzard is a frosty glass of iced tea?

New York. But I lived in a basement. I don't like snow. It turns wet.

How much longer is it supposed to last, anyway? Anybody know yet?

[Basement apartment? ... She hopes so.] What's wrong with wet?

Well you just hang on one second while I pull out my magical weather predictor that knows exactly when the snow is going to stop. Oh- oh no, wait, I left it at home. My bad. Guess we'll just have to guess. I guess Spring.

What's wrong with wet? Seriously? Ever step in a puddle while holding a live wire?

Then I'll just wait until spring to go outside. Winter fucking sucks.

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