Kenzi [005] Video

[onteamdyson]

[Oh hey, it's Kenzi! She appears to be sitting on a bench... outside... with the sun setting and snow falling softly. Is she crazy?! At least she's bundled up and in layers, even if her bunny hat looks really stupid. There's some statue or something behind her, looks like a lady. She's definitely sitting in the cemetery, just chillin']

Hey biatches! So... not that I'm being totally nostalgic or homesick or anything, because that shit is for pussies, but-- [She winces, adjusting her position so she's supporting her right arm with her left. It tilts the video a bit.]

Which of you crazy freaks has never seen snow before? Anyone? Just remember that in a pinch, socks CAN be used as mittens. I'm willing to field any basic questions about this poor, misguided imitation of Canadian weather.



((ooc: She's literally just sitting around in the cemetery thinking about dark junk. Feel free to go up and bug her.))

Comments

LIES! ALL LIES!

[ellectric]

New York. But I lived in a basement. I don't like snow. It turns wet.

How much longer is it supposed to last, anyway? Anybody know yet?

I love you cuddlemuffin ._.

[onteamdyson]

[Basement apartment? ... She hopes so.] What's wrong with wet?

Well you just hang on one second while I pull out my magical weather predictor that knows exactly when the snow is going to stop. Oh- oh no, wait, I left it at home. My bad. Guess we'll just have to guess. I guess Spring.

... I accept this love. And... and yeah. I love you, too, pookiebear.

[ellectric]

What's wrong with wet? Seriously? Ever step in a puddle while holding a live wire?

Then I'll just wait until spring to go outside. Winter fucking sucks.

[onteamdyson]

... OH! Oh shit. Dude, I didn't even-- Wow. How do you shower?

[ellectric]

Very, very fast.

And very, very calmly.

[onteamdyson]

Guess it kind of sucks being in a town surrounded by water on three sides. Uh... do you have an umbrella or anything? Rubber boots! You totes need rubber boots.

[ellectric]

I have a roof.

That other stuff just implies that I'd go out in the rain. Or snow. Or evil stuff or whatever

Do you seriously like this stuff?

[onteamdyson]

[She grins] I love this stuff. Bundle up and I'll show you why! Come on, babycakes!

[ellectric]

[Elle doesn't look convinced, but after several minutes, she responds to Kenzi's message. Her expression hasn't changed, but at least she has a thick woolen cap on, a scarf, and a coat.]

Where am I meeting you?

[She might have fun with this, true. But she refuses to have fun willingly. She doesn't trust anything paler than a tiny blonde girl. Such as herself.]

[onteamdyson]

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhh... in front of the church? If that's cool?!

[SHE WILL HAVE FUN, DAMMIT! Kenzi decrees it.]

[ellectric]

[Elle does a double-take. They have a church? ... How much fun would that be to burn?]

Okay. See you there in a few.

[La la la how to convince people there are demons on the loose, la la la...]

[onteamdyson]

[Kenzi gets up off the bench and marches happily through the snow to wait by the church (WHICH IS NOT FOR BURNING. PEOPLE WILL GET VERY OFFENDED and it's actually really pretty inside there) for Elle. She actually really likes Elle which is weird. Other than Bo, Kenzi doesn't usually have a lot of girl friends.

But Elle is definitely not like a lot of other girls.]

[ellectric]

[Let's be honest, though; Bo isn't much like other girls, either. Maybe Kenzi just likes dangerous things.]

[She sees Kenzi coming and manages a small wave and a grin. The gloved hand quickly disappears into a deep pocket.]

I can't believe you like this stuff.