Kenzi [006] Video

[onteamdyson]

HEY! Hey, not-Loki. Nice one, not scary-as-balls one. My sugar buddy. I need to talk to you! We are desperately in need of delicious food stuffs over here and I know you got some magic fingers. What's a girl gotta do to get a pizza?! And/or a cake. Chocolate milkshakes and burritos are also acceptable. 

Cough up the goods! We're starving! Apparently watery mac and cheese isn't acceptable for certain people's sophisticated palates or whatever. High maintenance much?! Help me out!

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[Video]

[laevisilaufeyson]

You rang?

[Video]

[onteamdyson]

Dude, no. You're the scary one! How was that not clear?

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[manofiron]

Which is the scary one?

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[onteamdyson]

The one you know. Dude is creepy as hell in a totally Vincent Price kind of way.

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[manofiron]

He's actually not so bad once you get to know him. Just don't trust him. That's when the trouble starts.

[Video]

[laevisilaufeyson]

It's entirely possible I deliberately ignored a great deal of that.

[Loki examines his own fingernails.]

So, raided all the empty houses already, have you? You move quickly, you do. Like rats. Have you tried any of the occupied ones? No... parties to crash?

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[onteamdyson]

Yeaaaaaaaah... kind of got that vibe. Trusting him might be a necessary thing, though. Any tips? Advice? Fortune cookie wisdom?!

[Video]

[onteamdyson]

Wow, rude much? Rats are better than snakes. No, you know what, I'm proud of that comparison. Fuzzy, cute, prone to scurrying. Yep. That's me.

[She smirks] You looking for a party, Loki?

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[gloryisbullshit]

No, dont! Shhh! [This wilting tone is meant to communicate that if he was there he would be covering your mouth, shhhh shsh shshshsh] Staaaaahp.

[video]

[onteamdyson]

... What-- ... what are you doing? What am I stopping, here? WHY?!

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[manofiron]

Don't stand near windows when you're talking to him. Uh, but seriously, don't be afraid of him. Don't hesitate to speak your mind. And if all else fails and he's too much of a handful, let me know.

[gloryisbullshit]

Please? Plehehehease, just--no. Just shh. Just dreams, hush.

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[onteamdyson]

That is some oddly specific advice. I'm guessing there's a story there, Stark.

[WOAH! DID HE SERIOUSLY. OFFER HELP. WITH A GOD?! She brightens, totally grinning.] You're one of Phil's superheroes, aren't you?

[onteamdyson]

[Flattest. Look. Ever.] P, you are making way the hell less sense than usual. Seriously, what is going on?

[Just gonna switch this to PRIVATE]

Okay, spill, weirdo!

[Video]

[laevisilaufeyson]

You may not like me but there's really no need to insult my children.

[This frown is a disapproving frown.]

Not a comparison you'd really like to make either, I expect. Snakes eat rats. Rats, however, might like parties. Lots of table scraps.

Just a suggestion.

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[gloryisbullshit]

[Okay, are we still running on points? Serious points to whatever bitch teaches him how to lock this stupid thing. Anyway, for now, he's just whining.] Why are you talking to him?

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[manofiron]

He may have tossed me out of a high-rise window once after I pointed out that he had some performance issues. It's okay. It was his first time. He was understandably nervous.

[ He flashes her a quick grin. ]

Not actually. I'm more of a consultant. Regular guy. Not superhero material. I know them, though.

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[onteamdyson]

... Snakechildren? Dude. I don't even want to know.

[Hehehehe. This conversation is amusing because of reasons.] Why go for scraps when I can have the nice version of you magic up some cake?

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[laevisilaufeyson]

Has it not occurred to you that I might be the nice version of me? I certainly wouldn't trust myself if I were fond of giving out sweets. Candy from strange old men? Surely your mother taught you better.

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[onteamdyson]

Holy shit, you are a badass. Oh my god. [Also hilarious. Tony, how are you so cool?]

Uh-huh. Right. Consultants don't usually offer their help when someone they barely know runs into trouble with an angry trickster god.

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[onteamdyson]

[You're damn right we are. Maybe if he asks nicely.] Because he's magical, hilarious, and can feed me? Do you need more reasons? I probably have more. Stop being a baby!

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[manofiron]

[ He laughs, and hey, he even sounds like he's amused. It's not often that he's called badass. He likes it. ]

Well, it's partially me being selfish. See, little secret between you and me? Angry trickster god has a nice ass. Eye candy, makes anything tolerable.

[ He may or may not be joking with that one. It's hard to tell. ]

I know him. I know how to deal with him. I even kind of like him, in that 'you never know when he's going to kill you' dangerous thrill way. Really. It's cool. I'll help you out if you need it.

[gloryisbullshit]

I hate him! I haaaate him! You can feed yourself, aren't you like an adult or something? There's so much bullshit around here to put in your face, can't you do it yourself?

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[onteamdyson]

Don't even go there. [Mothers. Just don't. No family chat, not with you.] Only thing I've learned over the years in that general area is free candy is the best candy. You're just jealous that I like him better.

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[laevisilaufeyson]

I'm slightly jealous that he's going to get to eat you and I'm not. If only I had the means to fatten you up too, then we could make a competition of it.

Snakes and rats, my dear.