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Kenzi [006] Video

HEY! Hey, not-Loki. Nice one, not scary-as-balls one. My sugar buddy. I need to talk to you! We are desperately in need of delicious food stuffs over here and I know you got some magic fingers. What's a girl gotta do to get a pizza?! And/or a cake. Chocolate milkshakes and burritos are also acceptable.

Cough up the goods! We're starving! Apparently watery mac and cheese isn't acceptable for certain people's sophisticated palates or whatever. High maintenance much?! Help me out!

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Dude, no. You're the scary one! How was that not clear?

It's entirely possible I deliberately ignored a great deal of that.

[Loki examines his own fingernails.]

So, raided all the empty houses already, have you? You move quickly, you do. Like rats. Have you tried any of the occupied ones? No... parties to crash?

Wow, rude much? Rats are better than snakes. No, you know what, I'm proud of that comparison. Fuzzy, cute, prone to scurrying. Yep. That's me.

[She smirks] You looking for a party, Loki?

You may not like me but there's really no need to insult my children.

[This frown is a disapproving frown.]

Not a comparison you'd really like to make either, I expect. Snakes eat rats. Rats, however, might like parties. Lots of table scraps.

Just a suggestion.

... Snakechildren? Dude. I don't even want to know.

[Hehehehe. This conversation is amusing because of reasons.] Why go for scraps when I can have the nice version of you magic up some cake?

Has it not occurred to you that I might be the nice version of me? I certainly wouldn't trust myself if I were fond of giving out sweets. Candy from strange old men? Surely your mother taught you better.

Don't even go there. [Mothers. Just don't. No family chat, not with you.] Only thing I've learned over the years in that general area is free candy is the best candy. You're just jealous that I like him better.

I'm slightly jealous that he's going to get to eat you and I'm not. If only I had the means to fatten you up too, then we could make a competition of it.

Snakes and rats, my dear.

Um, wow, that is probably the creepiest thing you have ever said to me... but it's still not as creepy as the time Baba Yaga had the same idea. And you know what happened to her? Bitch took an oven to the face, so don't even try to go there, Loki. I'll take you down! No one gets to eat this tasty morsel, you hear me? I'm not food.

[Wow, that hit a nerve. Fae are kind of all about wanting to eat her, okay? Joke or not. No way.]

You are very bad at spotting jokes, girl-child. You really should spend less time with wyrdfolk. It's ruined your judgement.

Tell me, sweetling: as I am no fool, do you really think that if I wanted to harm you, I'd bother to tell you? You must know their fondness for dramatism is hardly representative of all immortal beings. Proof that your species still hasn't learnt not to stereotype.

Yeah, well, the joke stops being funny when shit gets real, okay?

[Hmmmm. He has a point.] Woah, did you just call the Fae a bunch of divas? Who's stereotyping now, Mr. High and Mighty?

Mm, and do you disagree?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnope. Accurate description.

I thought as much. Good try, though.

You know, the rat who fails to scavenge loses its edge. Magic makes a girl lazy.

Are you implying I need to go hunting for food the old fashioned way? Because I was trying to get away from my whole thieving past and stuff. You're a horrible influence, you know.

Oh, please. I haven't been out in ages.

[Pout. This is a pout.]

[No, don't pout! She's weak against pouts-- even from dudes she really shouldn't even consider trusting for a second. But hey... when a god asks to hang out with you...]

Well, I was gonna go check out the pagan-doctor's pagan... moon thing. She said celebrate, that's gotta mean food. I'd invite you along, but it's ladies only. Sorry. Guess you're out of luck unless you're hiding a great rack under all that shiny metal.

Funny you should mention that. Ladies only won't be an obstacle.

[And yes, it's probably unsettling for him to continue talking through the process of becoming her, but the changes aren't that extreme, at least not in the area of her voice. The face softer, lips fuller, lines less masculine, but still recognisably Loki. What she shows when she pans the camera downwards and hooks one finger in the already rather low neckline of her shirt, however, is definitely new.]

Will that do?

[What. The. Fuck. Just happened.

Is this a trick? Is this a crazy illusion? Or did he just turn into a chick for no apparent reason? Once she remembers how to close her mouth, she finally says,] Yeah. Yep. That works. Careful you don't hurt some one with those things, sistah.

Only if someone asks me to, scout's honour.

[Never mind that Loki was definitely never a scout. She releases the collar of her shirt abruptly and trains the camera back on her face.]

Are you going to invite me along, then?

[Woah. WOAH! HEY! THAT'S HER THING! Okay, okay maybe Loki isn't so bad. Still not going to completely trust him-- er, her, and Tony advised against high-up windows. But it doesn't mean they can't hang out!]

Yeah. Sure. Why not? You can be my plus one. Just don't totally embarrass me by spouting the whole 'human ideas are dumb, gods are man made creations, I hate my family, blahblahblah' spiel, okay?! Promise?!

Mmm, on the contrary, I should think at a pagan ceremony it would behoove me to pretend that goddesses exist. Given I am one. I expect that means I'm invited by default, really.

Edited 2013-01-08 16:50 (UTC)

Holy crap, exactly! If anything, you have more reason to be there than anyone else! Okay, this is so happening. I'll let you know when she lets me know. It's a date.

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