tooghoulforschool: (I am literally the cutest motherfucker)
Fun Ghoul ([personal profile] tooghoulforschool) wrote in [community profile] cape_kore2013-01-19 08:19 pm
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[FUN GHOUL ➜ VIDEO 003]

[Oh hey, what's this. That's definitely the beach. That is definitely the water. And that thing out there... that shiny, beautiful, bright plastic object floating on an expertly crafted raft in the water...

That would be Kobra's car bed.

Ghoul films it sailing merrily in the grey-blue yonder before turning the camera on himself. And wouldn't you know it, he's just grinning away.]

Hope you don't mind. Just thought I'd borrow your bed without askin' first. M'only repayin' the favour, little man, huh? [And the grin. Gets. Bigger. Followed by a scumbag snicker.] Go fish.

As for the rest of you dumb fucks. Who isn't okay after that idiotic fuckin' plan? 'M no doctor, but I can help patch things up if y'need an extra hand. Lemme know.

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goodluckkobra: (blue steel)

[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2013-01-20 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ghoul.

[ His face is so serious. So very serious. And his voice is eerily calm and even. ]

I am going to take a serrated kitchen knife and I am going to stick it one-by-one into all of your holes. Ears first.
tooghoulforschool: (fuckin' giggles)

[personal profile] tooghoulforschool 2013-01-20 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[And that serious face just sends him over the edge. Hang on, KK, he's too busy laughing at you.]

Might wanna focus on reeling in your bed before it makes it to China or ends up in the deep end!
goodluckkobra: (dead)

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[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2013-01-20 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
I am going to fuckin' kill you, you sad-sack shit-covered dildo.
noblexcompanion: ([ DONNA ] ♦ oi! you what?)

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[personal profile] noblexcompanion 2013-01-20 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Did... did you send someone else's bed out to sea? [ Really? Seriously? See Donna. See Donna look unimpressed. ]

No, really, I mean... wow... real mature...
tooghoulforschool: (The happiest elf)

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[personal profile] tooghoulforschool 2013-01-20 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Woah, why did he switch? Oh shit, is he on the move? Ghoul switches, too, and decides now is a good time to get the hell out of there.]

You can try, sweetheart, but that would mean catchin' me first.
tooghoulforschool: (griiiiiiiiin)

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[personal profile] tooghoulforschool 2013-01-20 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! [See Fun Ghoul look proud as all fuck. What do you mean that wasn't a compliment?] Some of my finest work right here. Little bastard had it comin'!
noblexcompanion: ([ DONNA ] ♦ oi! you what?)

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[personal profile] noblexcompanion 2013-01-20 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Siiiiiigh. ] And where's said little bastard supposed to sleep from now on? You gonna go top and tail?
tooghoulforschool: (smiles and junk)

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[personal profile] tooghoulforschool 2013-01-20 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
He can sleep on the fuckin' floor for all I care! [But he'll probably end up crawling into bed with Ghoul or Party if Ghoul doesn't break down later and get the bed back.]
noblexcompanion: ([ DONNA ] ♦ little bit unexpected)

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[personal profile] noblexcompanion 2013-01-20 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
And what exactly did he do to warrant having his bed turned into the little sailing boat that could?
tooghoulforschool: (Do you like seafood?)

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[personal profile] tooghoulforschool 2013-01-20 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
He got down 'n dirty in my bed without askin' or even tellin' me. Get what I'm sayin', beautiful? It wasn't anywhere as pretty as you are. Quite the fuckin' opposite. Least he coulda done was clean that shit up first, huh?
noblexcompanion: ([ DONNA ] ♦ talk for hours)

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[personal profile] noblexcompanion 2013-01-20 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
So, your mate shagged someone in your bed and you repay him by feeding his bed to the sharks?

Couldn't just've swapped mattresses and blankets?
tooghoulforschool: (You sure about that?)

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[personal profile] tooghoulforschool 2013-01-20 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that gets one raised eyebrow.]

Sugar, his bed is a fuckin' plastic-ass car. And that's just not how we roll.
noblexcompanion: (Default)

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[personal profile] noblexcompanion 2013-01-20 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well let's just hope you don't piss off the sea monsters or our captives, alright?
tooghoulforschool: (The happiest elf)

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[personal profile] tooghoulforschool 2013-01-20 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
What sea monster's gonna be pissed off by this? It's an offering! A tasty snack for the sea gods. Any monster that gets its tentacles around that motherfucker's gonna be happy as a goddamn clam.

[He grins brightly. See what he did there?]
noblexcompanion: ([ DONNA ] ♦ oi! you what?)

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[personal profile] noblexcompanion 2013-01-20 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... no. I reckon it'll be pissed at you for dumping stuff in it's home and then it will eat us all in our sleep. So thanks for that.
goodluckkobra: (In a solitary style)

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[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2013-01-20 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Damn straight, he's on the move, Motherfucker, and he's gonna fuck your shit up! ]

You are small and squirrely, but I only haveta catch your ass once.
gleans: (quoi?)

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[personal profile] gleans 2013-01-20 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A-pff. ]

Did a four-year-old piss you off, or something?
rigging: (laugh.)

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[personal profile] rigging 2013-01-20 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
So I'm just callin' to tell you I got t'ride on the back of a huge, pissed off green guy and beat the hell outta some tigers. [ He looks pretty smug. A beat. ] Oh, also, fan-fucking-tastic prank, there. Your boy sounds pissed.
tooghoulforschool: (can't resist this face)

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[personal profile] tooghoulforschool 2013-01-20 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Then whatchu gonna do with it? One clean hit brings you down to my level! Your brought this on yourself.

[But still running. Stiiillll running. He needs a head start to get away from kobra and his limbs.]
tooghoulforschool: (fiiiiiiiiiine ass honeys)

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[personal profile] tooghoulforschool 2013-01-20 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Anytime, mama, anytime. Happy to oblige a red hot lady like yourself.
noblexcompanion: ([ DONNA ] ♦ oh really?)

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[personal profile] noblexcompanion 2013-01-20 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you are. But, word of advice? This lady? Out of your league.
tooghoulforschool: (can't resist this face)

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[personal profile] tooghoulforschool 2013-01-20 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, somethin' like that. [Mental age counts, right?] It is most definitely the bed of a Kid.
tooghoulforschool: (MOTHAFUCKAAAAAH)

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[personal profile] tooghoulforschool 2013-01-20 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Shut the fuck up you lyin' son of a dick. Like hell. You did. Didn't even call me or nothin', what kind of twin leaves a guy hangin' like that? Shit. [If this is true, that is the coolest thing he has ever heard. Ever. Dammit, now he's all aflutter. Jesse, you beautiful bastard.]

Yeah, he's pissed. [And doesn't he sound so proud. Actually...] where you at? We gotta go into hiding.
goodluckkobra: (not sure why he's standing there)

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[personal profile] goodluckkobra 2013-01-20 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Damn skippy, because Kobra's like a motherfucking octopus. His limbs will catch you, motherfucker.

He's sprinting towards the water, determined to catch up to the little shit. ]

Good luck with a clean hit from down there.
gleans: (i d - ffffffffgod)

[personal profile] gleans 2013-01-20 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
So who's the one sleeping on the floor tonight? ... Wait. Kid. [ KOBRA KID? ]
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