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cape_kore2012-10-19 04:52 pm
greenisnteasy) wrote in cape_kore2012-10-19 04:52 pm
Bruce Banner | 001 | Video
Hi. My name's Bruce Banner. I'm a doctor and a scientist. Not to flood everyone with information or to alarm anyone, I feel like I need to say a few things.
If you could gather up the medicine you find in your house and bring it to the pharmacy in the middle of the town, that'd be appreciated. You're welcome to keep a small supply of your typical things, like aspirin, but it'd be a good idea to centralize everything else.
Clearly whoever was living here left in a hurry. Keep an eye on yourselves for signs of illness, including radiation sickness, in case there was a biological reason for the evacuation. Nausea and vomiting are going to be your first indicators that something could be wrong radiation-wise.
I could make a Geiger counter or something similar to test the radiation levels, but I need some electronic parts, and I can't seem to find any except for these cameras. And I don't really recommend taking those apart unless you like getting electrocuted and blacking out.
[That had been fun, and by fun he means he was incredibly grateful that he hadn't Hulked out.]
If you find any parts that don't give you a shocking experience, could we share?
Um... Keep calm and carry on. [But no really, he hopes they can avoid some The Monsters are Due on Maple Street style panic.]
If you could gather up the medicine you find in your house and bring it to the pharmacy in the middle of the town, that'd be appreciated. You're welcome to keep a small supply of your typical things, like aspirin, but it'd be a good idea to centralize everything else.
Clearly whoever was living here left in a hurry. Keep an eye on yourselves for signs of illness, including radiation sickness, in case there was a biological reason for the evacuation. Nausea and vomiting are going to be your first indicators that something could be wrong radiation-wise.
I could make a Geiger counter or something similar to test the radiation levels, but I need some electronic parts, and I can't seem to find any except for these cameras. And I don't really recommend taking those apart unless you like getting electrocuted and blacking out.
[That had been fun, and by fun he means he was incredibly grateful that he hadn't Hulked out.]
If you find any parts that don't give you a shocking experience, could we share?
Um... Keep calm and carry on. [But no really, he hopes they can avoid some The Monsters are Due on Maple Street style panic.]
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I wish I was friends with Bill Nye, or that I'd seen a radioactive bird of prey, and I'm sorry to say that that kind of thing only happens in comic books.
I can certify all of that knowledge with the fact that I am, yes, a scientist. Are you a really big five year old?
[He's grinning though.]
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[Oooooh, he's good. She likes this one. A LOT.]
Despite your lack of radioactive falcon experience, you just made the top of my go-to science guy list. You can expect me to start hanging around you, trying to absorb your science and being generally awesome in general as of .... tomorrow. One last question!
Zombies! Fact or fiction?
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I'll have your time card ready by then, so be sure you punch in.
At the moment? Fiction. Sweet dreams.