Gabriel - Video - 04 (Filtered away from Lucifer, if that's even possible)

[hung_garian]

Right. Newbie. Blond, tall, smirky, goes by Lucifer? Don't fucking piss him off, 'kay? Flat-out keep your distance if at all possible. Especially if you're human. You won't just be putting your ass on the line, it'll be everyone's too. He won't massacre you all if you don't cross him, and trust me, he'd like to. It's an offer you won't get twice, and if I have to personally take out anyone who tries anything on with him, I will. Just a heads up, gang.

[He's not sure that he isn't blowing his cover in doing this, but right now that's a secondary concern. Primary concern is whether people will actually listen to him, especially given who he is. He's hoping so - this arrangement is fragile enough that one impulsive hero type could ruin it, and there's altogether too many of those in this place.]

Comments

[hung_garian]

Usually you can spot the fakes by the long black hair, copious eyeliner and baggy band tees.

[thelittlestbub]

Well, not the guy I met claiming to be Lucifer, but that sounds about right for the sad crowd. But then, I've committed the sin of eyeliner and baggy band tees. The long black hair is a given.

[hung_garian]

Did you claim to be Lucifer, though?

[thelittlestbub]

Nah. I just claimed to be awesome. Which, ya know, I still do. But without the eyeliner. Still wear the band tees though. Because, they're awesome.

[hung_garian]

Wow. Consider me appropriately awestruck.

[thelittlestbub]

Ya know, my sarcasm meter really doesn't need to be overloaded like that. That's just inconsiderate.

[hung_garian]

Mea culpa, sugarplum.

[thelittlestbub]

Okay, I get it, you like the nicknames, but, we totally have to lay some ground rules, okay? I answer to Jubilee, Jubes, Jubie, J, Sparky, and depending on who's yelling it 'hey you!'. But sugarplum? Ugh. Gag me.

[She tucks a piece of gum into her mouth.]

[hung_garian]

With the exception of Sparky, those names are dumb and I don't wanna call you them. And fun though gags can be, I'll take a raincheck, thanks.

[thelittlestbub]

Jubilee is my name dude. It's not dumb. Sparky fits. And no gagging on the first date.

[hung_garian]

Sparky it is, then. Glad we've got that sorted.

[thelittlestbub]

So, let's see. You know Lucifer. Do you want me to guess your name? I'm totally no good at it. And, my Bible's like... nonexistent.

[hung_garian]

Bible wouldn't do you much good, honey, my name's Loki.

[thelittlestbub]

[She almost falls out of her tree, laughing.]

Of course it is. Just... of course. This is the way my life rolls.

[hung_garian]

Lemme guess, the Loki you know is, like, eight foot tall, British, black hair, weird spiky armour things?

[thelittlestbub]

Uhhh... I've only seen pictures of him? He's usually the Avengers' problem. I mean, I've talked to Thor like... twice, and Cap a couple of times, but other than that? Yeah, not messin' with the Avengers.

[hung_garian]

Yeah, that doesn't really mean much to me. I'm not him. Whiiich would be something to keep in mind if you ever felt like trying to punish me for my wicked ways. I'm actually not huge on world domination or whatever evil things it is he's into.

[thelittlestbub]

Like I said: Only seen pictures. Never really got interested in what he was into. I had bigger problems. So, cool with me, cool with you, dude.

[hung_garian]

Awesome.

[And okay, he's being a little sarky, but he always is. It's nothing personal.]