Gabriel - Video - 04 (Filtered away from Lucifer, if that's even possible)

[hung_garian]

Right. Newbie. Blond, tall, smirky, goes by Lucifer? Don't fucking piss him off, 'kay? Flat-out keep your distance if at all possible. Especially if you're human. You won't just be putting your ass on the line, it'll be everyone's too. He won't massacre you all if you don't cross him, and trust me, he'd like to. It's an offer you won't get twice, and if I have to personally take out anyone who tries anything on with him, I will. Just a heads up, gang.

[He's not sure that he isn't blowing his cover in doing this, but right now that's a secondary concern. Primary concern is whether people will actually listen to him, especially given who he is. He's hoping so - this arrangement is fragile enough that one impulsive hero type could ruin it, and there's altogether too many of those in this place.]

Comments

[hung_garian]

Oh, he is. He's grand. You'd love him.

[onteamdyson]

Is that-- will I actually love him, or is this more sarcasm related to your whole warning people against him deal? Because people warn me about you but I totes love you anyway.

[hung_garian]

Sarcasm, but I guess you would. Everyone does. It's kind of his thing.

[Of all Lucifer's tricks, that's the one Gabriel really should've picked up. Would've come in handy.]

Buuuut he's not big on puny humans, so he'd probably just snap your neck. I'm just a bad influence, he's actually a psycho. Different levels of warning here.

[onteamdyson]

... I prefer my neck un-snapped. Just gonna hide behind you like the brave, puny human I am. Deal?

[hung_garian]

Deal. [He chews the inside of his lip for a moment. Apparently he's actually taking this seriously. Weird.] You're probably safe for the time being anyway. Just be as adorable and non-aggravating as you can and you might even be able to hold a conversation with him without losing your lungs, who knows?

[onteamdyson]

So, you mean act normal and be myself? Adorable and non-aggravating are my middle names. [She didn't even know he was capable of serious.] Did I mention I really like my lungs?

[hung_garian]

Yourself but slightly quieter, maybe. And less high-pitched.

[He's probably kidding, he just forgot to change his expression and tone. Being serious is hard, okay? It takes a lot of concentration.]

Lungs are pretty neat. You should totally hang onto them.