Gabriel - Video - 04 (Filtered away from Lucifer, if that's even possible)

[hung_garian]

Right. Newbie. Blond, tall, smirky, goes by Lucifer? Don't fucking piss him off, 'kay? Flat-out keep your distance if at all possible. Especially if you're human. You won't just be putting your ass on the line, it'll be everyone's too. He won't massacre you all if you don't cross him, and trust me, he'd like to. It's an offer you won't get twice, and if I have to personally take out anyone who tries anything on with him, I will. Just a heads up, gang.

[He's not sure that he isn't blowing his cover in doing this, but right now that's a secondary concern. Primary concern is whether people will actually listen to him, especially given who he is. He's hoping so - this arrangement is fragile enough that one impulsive hero type could ruin it, and there's altogether too many of those in this place.]

Comments

[video; private]

[hung_garian]

Your afterlife's the only good one. Kinda takes the sting out of dying.

[video; private]

[wandandsickle]

Oh.

...how do you know this, exactly?

[video; private]

[hung_garian]

I'm a mighty and powerful god. Knowing shit about the afterlife's kind of my business.

[video; private]

[wandandsickle]

Erm. Sorry, I'm not sure if that was meant to be a joke or not...?

Re: [video; private]

[hung_garian]

Nope. Hi. Loki. Nice to meet you.

[video; private]

[wandandsickle]

...right, then. Er, nice to meet you, too. Ah, that's Norse, isn't it? How do you, er... know Satan, then?

[ She's not even going to attempt to process this right now. ]

[video; private]

[hung_garian]

Norse, yes. All of us villains hang out together. It's like a club. We're tight.

[video; private]

[wandandsickle]

So no fighting over the desserts at the annual potluck, then? You seem to be rather more worried about his presence here than I'd think a friend would, though. [ ...or at least that's what she assumes "tight" means. ]

[video; private]

[hung_garian]

Well, he is evil. Trusting him'd be taking it a little too far.

[video; private]

[wandandsickle]

Why should I trust you, then?

[video; private]

[hung_garian]

Because I'm the lesser of two evils? He wants to destroy mankind, whereas me? I find you guys kinda cute. Like a puppy with limited motor control.