Kenzi [007] Accidental Video --> Audio

[onteamdyson]

[The video turns on as Kenzi cracks the screen with a jagged shard of glass. The communicator is still on her wrist, filming the ceiling of the upstairs bathroom. The mirror has been shattered and most of the glass pieces have fallen to the floor, but a few remain in the frame. The hand that holds the larger piece is covered in blood. She appears to be sitting on the edge of the bathtub.

She swears and mumbles something in Russian before bringing the shard down again. The video cuts out.]

HA! Fucking-- try it now, you crusty, wrinkled-ass, bitch. Two down... a billion to go. Break the mirrors in your houses! Smash the hell out of them. Do it. It's the only way to keep her out-- [There's the sound of the shard hitting the floor and Kenzi cries out.]

Hale? Hale, you know what I'm talking about, right? You totes remember! ... Hale?

Comments

[onteamdyson]

[Hope you like punches to the KOBRA KIDNEY! Okay, just one punch and a smug smile.] Could NOT! In your dreams, dork knight.

[goodluckkobra]

[ He curls over a little, giggling. ] One day, you will give in to my animal magnetism.

[onteamdyson]

Ha! You think so, do ya? I'm not as easy as a god. [But he does get a kiss on the cheek while he's down at her altitude for a change.]

So hiding? We should hide? Hiding is the best plan.

[goodluckkobra]

Yes. [ He sobers up. ] I have to keep my Kenzi safe. Otherwise who will keep me humble?

[ He wraps an arm around her shoulders. ] This place is like a fortress.

[onteamdyson]

Your ego would just grow out of control and suffocate the whole town. People would be powerless to your charm and attractive hair. It would be madness!

[Well fine, then he gets an arm around his waist. Not because she's scared or anything. That's stupid. It's for safety.] Fortress of Badassitude?

[goodluckkobra]

I'm glad you understand. [ He kisses her cheek. ] And yeah, I didn't pick this building on account of my being into God and shit.