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Kenzi [008] Video

[Oh hey, it's the ceiling. In the kitchen. Yep, that's the top of the fridge, and there... there are some cans of beets on the counter and... Kenzi lying on her stomach on the floor. Maybe she's hurt! Maybe she's dying! Maybe she's--] Piiiizzzzaaaaaaa. How the hell is this even a fraction of fairness. If you're gonna force us to be lab rats for your fucked up experiments, the least you could do is send us some ACTUAL FOOD! What the hell do you want?! Seriously! What has to happen for there to be heavenly, doughy goodness covered in magical tomato-y sauce and gooey, gooey cheese?!

[So she's fine, basically. Just whiny. Carry on.]

... Also, I know a lot of people are missing or-- ... just gone. So. I wanted to make a list. If you're missing someone that was here with us, let me know. I'm writing it all down. Even if you think they just stepped out and totally forgot to tell you!

Thanks.

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[ Well at least Kenzi seems mostly back to her usual self? Donna can't help but raise an eyebrow. ] Hungry by any chance?

As for the missing folks. Dean Winchester is missing and I haven't seen Philbert in awhile.

Maybe it's a conspiracy? Maybe the Powers That Be are stealing all the eye candy?!

I'm always hungry. [And now she's pouting.] Phil's gone. Clint's gone. Hale's gone. I'll add Dean to the list.

Gone gone? Or just not been seen in a few days gone?

Pretty sure something happened to him, Donna. He hasn't been home. Right now, I'm guessing he's sleeping with the fishes or being dissected or something equally horrifying.

[ Donna looks absolutely horrified! ] KENZI! Don't say that!!

Maybe they just keep all the good looking guys in cages to look at?

[The video's a bit off-centre, but give him a break, he's learning.]

I thought American women were supposed to be able to cook.

[And yes, that's payback for their last conversation.]

[She rubs at her eye with the back of her hand, voice quiet,] It's not a joke. People are getting snatched and probably murdered. Someone already died, others got massively hurt--

I just want to be able to do something.

What can we do other than handcuff everyone together in a great big line so if one of us is snatched we all are?!

Excuse you. Canadian. And do you see anything remotely pre-pizza to cook with? ... because if you do, give it to Jesse and he will cook it. [She's probably banned from the stove by now.]

... That is actually the greatest idea I have ever heard. Do we have that many handcuffs?!

We could use rope or cable ties or silk scarves?

Yes. Good. I like where this is going. Maybe we could get someone to do those crazy, Japanese knots and shiz... I bet Sharon's into that stuff.

But what happens if someone needs to pee or change their clothes or sleep or eat? Both their hands will be connected to someone...

That is a series of gross and lame risks I'm willing to take.

Oh, God save the Queen.

[Dryyyyyyyyyy.]

Frankly though I'm not convinced you're not all bloody Yanks.

Perhaps you should try asking around. Pool your resources. Might be able to make something... roughly resembling a pizza.

Tried it before and it was a total disaster. Lumpy... weird-tasting impostor pizza. So gross! Oh man, I can still taste it-- I want a real pizza made by people paid to make it delivered to my real house with my real life!

Are you sure everyone else would be willing to take part?

Who says they have a choice?

[Wait. Wait, back up.]

Either you're extraordinarily wealthy or I've missed something again.

[It's the latter.]

You can get it delivered?

Uh... yeah. Well, not here. And not if you're calling Little Caesar's. And usually they charge you extra now because of gas prices which is stupid because you also have to tip them on top of that-- do you live in a cave?

Arguably.

[That's not really the reason, though. Peter's not really certain how to explain the reason without coming across like a complete lunatic.]

I don't think 'Little Caesar's' exists where I'm from.

They do? They could kill us!

Psht. More like thank us for keeping them here where we can see them and no one can run off and disappear or get dead!

Edited 2013-02-12 03:58 (UTC)

You mean the middle ages? Doth your cave haveth a nice view of the castle?

I'm not too sure...

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