Kenzi [008] Video

[onteamdyson]

[Oh hey, it's the ceiling. In the kitchen. Yep, that's the top of the fridge, and there... there are some cans of beets on the counter and... Kenzi lying on her stomach on the floor. Maybe she's hurt! Maybe she's dying! Maybe she's--] Piiiizzzzaaaaaaa. How the hell is this even a fraction of fairness. If you're gonna force us to be lab rats for your fucked up experiments, the least you could do is send us some ACTUAL FOOD! What the hell do you want?! Seriously! What has to happen for there to be heavenly, doughy goodness covered in magical tomato-y sauce and gooey, gooey cheese?!

[So she's fine, basically. Just whiny. Carry on.]

... Also, I know a lot of people are missing or-- ... just gone. So. I wanted to make a list. If you're missing someone that was here with us, let me know. I'm writing it all down. Even if you think they just stepped out and totally forgot to tell you!

Thanks.

Comments

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[noblexcompanion]

[ Well at least Kenzi seems mostly back to her usual self? Donna can't help but raise an eyebrow. ] Hungry by any chance?

As for the missing folks. Dean Winchester is missing and I haven't seen Philbert in awhile.

Maybe it's a conspiracy? Maybe the Powers That Be are stealing all the eye candy?!

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[onteamdyson]

I'm always hungry. [And now she's pouting.] Phil's gone. Clint's gone. Hale's gone. I'll add Dean to the list.

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[noblexcompanion]

Gone gone? Or just not been seen in a few days gone?

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[casabianca]

[The video's a bit off-centre, but give him a break, he's learning.]

I thought American women were supposed to be able to cook.

[And yes, that's payback for their last conversation.]

[Video]

[onteamdyson]

Excuse you. Canadian. And do you see anything remotely pre-pizza to cook with? ... because if you do, give it to Jesse and he will cook it. [She's probably banned from the stove by now.]

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[gleans]

[ Since he's, y'know, probably close at hand, he shows up eventually. Hi, floor-thing. Have an amused grin. ]

Pf--did you ever meet that Kurt kid, or his boyfriend?

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[onteamdyson]

[Hi ankle, you are now in her possession.] Yeah. He was a really sweet kid. Was being the key word.

[She points with her free hand to the table. There's a list already started. Phil, Clint, Kurt, Blaine, Natasha x2, and Hale are already written down.] Castiel and Donna said the Winchester dudes are gone, too.

[plaidsamurai]

Laura.

... and Dean.

[onteamdyson]

Knives-for-hands Laura, not the new!Laura, right? And jeeze, Dean was a popular guy, huh? .... Is. Is a popular guy. Sorry.

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[charring]

God, pizza sounds so good right now. If I had the stuff to make pizza, I so would. And I'd even share.

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[onteamdyson]

You would share your-- ...

[She pulls the camera close, stroking the top of the screen on her communicator, and whispers,] I love you.

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[hung_garian]

Yep. Looks like you're stuck with rations and whatever's wandering around that forest. No pizza, no ice cream, no nutella... unless they grow on trees these days, which they totally should. Suppose I could make an ice cream tree. Sounds messy, though.

[And, as an 'afterthought' because what are feelings:]

Oh, and you should probably put Balthazar on that MIA list too.

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[onteamdyson]

... [Oh no. Oh no, not the coolest, most hilarious dude-- he's not allowed to have feelings! She can't even put forth her argument for why ice cream trees should absolutely exist when he's missing a person, too.] Done. When did you notice he was gone, dude?

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[investigations]

Anna Demirovna is gone. I don't know if you knew her, but she lived in House 18 with Mina, Jones, and myself.

Have you been keeping a list of newcomers as well? There may be a pattern in who is brought here and who is... [There's no word Rosa can think of that isn't depressingly fatalistic.] Who leaves.

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[onteamdyson]

The list-thing is relatively new, so no. Haven't been keeping track of the newcomers. I could start or whatevs.

[Just gonna scribble down Anna D. on the paper]

[ Super Duper Private Audio ]

[goodluckkobra]

Kenzi-kenz-kenzi-kenz-kenz.

Important superhero business. These channels aren't safe.

[ He makes a fake walkie-talkie sound. ]

Over.

[ Super Duper Private Audio ]

[onteamdyson]

Actual superhero business, or just boredom killing fun like usual? Because I don't really think I'm up for the second one right now, KK.

PRIVATE VIDEO

[agentx13]

I'd like a copy of that list. Coulson used to manage ours, but until he shows up again, I'd appreciate it.

PRIVATE VIDEO

[onteamdyson]

... Doooooooes that mean I'm part of SHIELD?!

[shesamarshmallow]

Holy crapola. Let me know if you have any success with that pizza.

And hey, you're as crazy as I am. I have a proposition for you.

[onteamdyson]

Will do! And I mildly resent that, but am also interested in your proposition. Lay it on me, chica.

[thezerothlaw]

It may be necessary to begin efforts at agriculture.

[onteamdyson]

Can you agriculture me a pizza in three seconds?

[video]

[weboflies]

Clint's gone.

[video]

[onteamdyson]

Yeah, I know. He was missing before Phil was. [She peers into the screen. Third Natasha.] ... Don't you live in our house?