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[beenunmade]

[ It sounds a bit windy but fuck it. ]

Tasha, Coulson. You both are assholes.

Barton out.

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[beencompromised.livejournal.com]

( snapped harshly )

Zatknisʹ!

( softer and gentler )

It wasn't you, lastochka. It was Loki. Nothing that you did was your fault. Nothing. And if you continue to insist it is, like an idiot, I have no qualms about delivering more cognitive recalibration until you understand.

( a sigh )

I've had a lot on my mind.

[beenunmade]

English, Nat.

[ He all but sort of growls. He doesn't have his online translator he doesn't know what she's saying. ]

I'm at the tail-end of a concussion...hit me some more 'n I'll probably forget the last five years of my life. [ Actually...that would be sort of nice. ] How wasn't it my fault? I practically helped the bastard plan the entire thing.

Also...no fuckin' shit. Coulson says you've gone bipolar on us. Shooting him one minute and helping him out the next.

[beencompromised.livejournal.com]

( emphasising each word )

It. Was. Not. Your. Fault. I refuse to discuss it further. If you choose to be an idiot, that is your decision.

No. There is apparently another version of myself here. That is not what I've been preoccupied about.

( Private )

Zimoy Soldata.

[beenunmade]

I always choose to be an idiot. You know me.

...huh.

[ Private ]

What the actual fuck Nat. He's been here since we arrived?

[beencompromised.livejournal.com]

I do know you. Which is why I know it wasn't your fault.

( Private )

I saw him, after I slapped Phil for dying. We spoke.

[beenunmade]

[ Private ]

Is he going to be a threat?

[beencompromised.livejournal.com]

( Private )

I don't know. I don't know what they did to him after I left or how deep it goes.

I just...I don't know.

[beenunmade]

[ Private ]

Well...what do you think we should do? Try the...cognitive recalibration thing? Tie him to your bed for a little while?

I'm pretty sure I can wrassle him to the ground.

[beencompromised.livejournal.com]

( Private )

Enjoyable though it may be, I do not believe tying him to my bed would help.

And he would most likely wipe the floor with you.

[beenunmade]

[ Private ]

Well, don't miss your opportunity to get freaky.

[ A pause. ]

...probably, yeah. But it's worth a shot.

[beencompromised.livejournal.com]

( Private )

I don't know that it would be a good idea.

( a pause )

You would do better than most.

[beenunmade]

[ Private ]

It might be a great idea, Tasha. You need it.

[ He laughs. ]

I would try my hardest...not sure how well it would do.