001 ➳ Video ➳ Clint Barton

[greatatboats]

[ They got crap like this in SHIELD, but that doesn't mean Clint paid much mind to it. Unless it was his tech then he had no reason to really be interested in understanding it. The eggheads were all supposed to handle that crap. Clint was strictly a grunt when it came down to it. Learning to use this communicator that's strapped to his wrist is like the Quinjet training. Frustrating and just plain stupid.

He's managed to get distracted while waiting on the feed to come to life. That's why he doesn't really notice when it flicks on. He's busying checking his teeth over. He gives a startled expression when he realizes the thing has somehow come to life. ] Stark, I swear on all that is good and holy--if this is your doing then I'm going to sick Natasha on you when you least expect her. [ Because he's more than aware that Natasha Romanoff is far more scarier to Tony Stark than Clint Barton will ever be.

Fuck. This practical joke is not nearly as funny as the ones that Clint cooks up back at SHIELD HQ. Clint wasn't normally a tattle tell, but Fury was gonna hear about this. Clint was in the middle of important business when things went fuzzy. Now he was in the middle of fucking nowhere and his arrows weren't labeled. Great. Someone will pay with push ups and ass kissing.

By now he's no longer paying attention to the communicator. He's desperately searching around him to find something even remotely familiar. His eyes fix on a point in the distance. His arm shifts up and the communicator catches a clear glimpse of his bow strapped to his body and the quiver on his back. ] This is stupid.

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[greatatboats]

Fancy name. [ Fancy accent. Looks like this whole thing kind of expanded across the globe or something. Then again it was apparently spanning to different dimensions so he shouldn't be surprised it went around the globe. ] Clint Barton. Most of my questions are getting answered already. Sorta. I dunno. It's all a mess.

[mentis]

Oh, don't fret. [ Another smile. ] Everyone finds it difficult from what I can tell.

[greatatboats]

Well, I'd hope most of us would take great offense to being kidnapped against our will. If you find it fun--then you may not be the best person to have around is all I'm saying.

[mentis]

Indeed. But then some people have settled.

[greatatboats]

So what? They just decide that this is home now? Cause if so that's kinda fucked up and I'd be worried about what kinda air they're pumping into those rooms. Could be fucking with your heads.

[mentis]

I believe it's more of a choice of living wild or having a roof over ones head. [ He hums a little, thoughtful. ] Nobody is pleased with it, but they make do.

[greatatboats]

Great. So it's a sit tight and pretend you're happy situation. Just fucking great. These people must be real assholes if they think they're gonna get away with this clean. SHIELD is gonna put 'em in a deep dark hole and that'll be the end of it.

[mentis]

[ SHIELD? ]

Have you spoken to Ms. Carter? She mentioned the very same organisation.