001 | Charlie Luciano | Voice

[dowhatisays]

[Hello Cape Kore, were you feeling a lack of New Yorkers you needed to fill? Another very strong accent comes over the device, deeper this time and much angrier.

Do to the automated response from his wrist... whatever, Charlie has come to the conclusion that it's some kind of direct line to his kidnappers. So please do excuse him for making rather a colourful first impression.]

I don't know who you thinks you are, you sick fucks, but whatever they're paying you ain't gonna be worth jack shit when I gets my hands on you, you hear?

And what kind of idiot you gotta be to dump someone and not fucking search 'em first?

Hey! [Charlie's voice becomes a little more indistinct as he moves his wrist to flag down a passing stranger.]

What to I gotta do to get a fucking car around here?

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[dowhatisays]

Yeah, well I ain't no mechanic. How the fuck you bring supplies in this shitty one-port town if no one's got a car?

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[hung_garian]

Same way we bring in the new arrivals, which is to say, we don't. Every now and then some get dropped in here by our enigmatic hosts, but not on any particular schedule, and usually nothing worth eating.

[Pause.]

And the same goes for the supplies.

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[dowhatisays]

These 'enigmatic hosts' or whatever the fuck they are. They looking for random, or we all just piss off the same guys?

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[hung_garian]

If we knew that, they wouldn't be half so enigmatic.

[But that's barely even an answer at all, and he figures he can afford to be at least mildly helpful.]

I'm guessing random, but given our collective knack for infuriating folks, could be either one.

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[dowhatisays]

Hey, speak for yourself, pal.

[... like you don't know you 100% have this knack, Charlie.]

So they ain't told anyone what the fuck we're even doing here? Fucking great.

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[hung_garian]

Yep. Basically we're in the setup to a cheesy horror movie. Hope you brought popcorn along, kiddo.

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[dowhatisays]

[Wow rude he's 26 okay]

Suddenly I ain't so glad I'm not one for the pictures.

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[hung_garian]

It's not such a bad thing in this place, buddy, there's nothing to watch 'em on. Better you're not already an addict.

[Like Gabriel is. Media, why have you deserted him? He needs to know what happens in the season finale of Dr Sexy MD!]

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[dowhatisays]

So I hears.

[Although no one's warned him about the shortage of cigarettes, yet. THAT'S going to be painful.]

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[hung_garian]

Does you? Well, it are good you's forewarned.

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[dowhatisays]

Watch your mouth, pal.

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[hung_garian]

And if I doesn't?

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[dowhatisays]

Then you might not like what happens, got it?

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[hung_garian]

Oh, I get it, big man. Trust me, this is my intimidated face.