001 [ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ] || ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴀɢᴇ, ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴀɢᴇ

[theassassin]

[So Natalia has watched her video, she's sat on the ground (in the grass, she's not really questioning that just yet)with a brow cocked at the device on her wrist, and she's assessed that this is not her comm device. She can't establish communication through any of her normal channels. She's also pretty pissed that someone has stripped her of her electronics.

She sighs pulling her hair back into a long tail, so the next logical step here is... Obviously to address the network. And try to get a handle on what is going on.]

So... I'm guessing no one has seen a ten foot tall angry gorilla with an automatic passing through here.

[Yes, a gorilla with a machine gun. Not a guerrilla, and actual primate. Fur, fangs, opposable thumbs, surprisingly intelligent, a quality most guerrillas seem to lack. The thing knew Russian, for godsake. That's pretty damn impressive for a better than thousand pound ape.]

Okay, well...What about a guy, kind of broody and rough around the edges, wearing a dinky little mask that only covers his eyes? Black pants, seems to have an allergy to sleeves... a metal arm? Might answer to James if you're really nice? We were together just as my friend Koko attacked.

[She pauses long enough to take a breath and squint at the area she's in.] No?

[Natalia shrugs.] I guess then I'm going to need to request an evac? Something tells me I'm not going to get one though...

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[theassassin]

Logan? [She might have smiled a little.] Still angry at everything and... well, himself?

It has been a while.

[Hey! Not every one can be a stunning former Soviet science experiment.]

I need to touch base with Sharon first, maybe after?

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[thelittlestbub]

When has Wolvie been anything different?

[Because, he's Logan.]

Oh. Sure. We're in house 14. It's got a scorch mark at the top lefthand corner of the door.

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[theassassin]

He's like a pineapple, once you get passed that spiky exterior he's actually just a softy.

[She can say that because she's Natasha.]

Fourteen, I got it.

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[thelittlestbub]

See; I say things like that and people just don't buy it. He really is squishy in the middle.

[She's the Sparkplug; she can say it too.]

The door will be open. Just watch out for the wolves.

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[theassassin]

Yeah, well... He likes it better when they don't.

[But of course. and exclusive club.]

He got a pack or what?

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[thelittlestbub]

As long as I get the snuggles, he can make them believe anything he wants.

[Yes, she's four.]

Just the two. Heckle and Jeckle.

[She turns her wrist to show the two wolves, curled up together. One is licking the other's ears.]

They are also great for snuggling.

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[theassassin]

Funny how hairy things with bad reputations are good like that.

[Somewhere, she just knows Logan is probably all prickly (When isn't Logan prickly?). But he probably knows they're talking about him....]

I'll be sure I'm careful of them when I come by.

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[thelittlestbub]

Well, Hank never had a bad reputation... and he's a good snuggler. And then there's the Elf. Excellent snuggler, I heard.

[Of course he does. His ears are probably burning.]

Just a warning. I'm sure a couple of pups wouldn't bother you at all.

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[theassassin]

Okay, so you got me there.

[Most likely, that's what makes it so fun.]

I don't think they will either, I was more worried I might accidentally let them out. [She's not the best with pets. You'll have to ask Sharon about that one day.]

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[thelittlestbub]

I just know more hairy men.

[And that sounds weird.]

Well, they are wolves. If they got out, they'd be fine.

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[theassassin]

[Yeah, that does sound weird, but she gets it.]

Then nothing to worry about.

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[thelittlestbub]

I'll save you a beer.