Sorry Dorothy, you're not in Kansas any more... Or Ohio... whatever. Shut up. And pretty sure Toto got barbecued.

And no, it wasn't the feathery bag of dicks. Or if it was they screwed up royally and trapped themselves here too.

... Unless this is Heaven. Uh. Hadn't thought of that one. Ugh. I feel all clean and dirty all at once now. Nope. Totally not Heaven. Or Hell. Just... stuck.

Enjoy.