designedtoparty: (could a dead man do this?)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote in [community profile] cape_kore2013-03-23 07:59 pm

002 | video | day 053

I knew I had a power. I knew it. You should've seen the freaks back home who got super powers. There was no way I stayed normal and losers like that didn't.

[He manages to pause for brief moment, but if you're worried about being kept in the dark, don't be. Nathan is feeling particularly smug and has no plans to keep anyone in suspense over his new discovery. He looks as though he might burst if he keeps his mouth shut any longer than he does, although it's probably in everyone else's worst interests that he doesn't.]

Well, guess what. I'm immortal. So, in sixty years time when you're all sitting around in care homes waiting to be put out of your misery? I'm still going to be young and beautiful, making a shit load of money shooting myself in the face and jumping of buildings. Barely legal girls are going to be swarming all around me.

I hope you're all jealous. Or horny. Although that last one's only acceptable if you're both female and attractive. With a power like this I really don't see myself needing to be that fussy.

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