A voice and physical appearance are two very different things. You might want to be careful, I could be an ogre that takes your thinly-veiled flirtation as a marriage proposal and I might conk you over the head and drag you under a bridge -- no, that's a troll... I always get the two mixed up. But the point still stands!

[It's quite a relief that the grating sounds cease.]

I am completely shocked at this revelation, Not-Particularly-Helpful Lad.