How d'you feel about ponies? Pony stickers are easier to come by.

[Not that he has any stickers at all, but presumably once he's all angeled up again he can make some. The same goes for the drink.]

What's your poison? Beer, wine, spirits, cocktails? Just a tip, if you say 'beer' I'll have to deduct you ten points, cause frankly it's kinda gross.