Dean Winchester | 002 | Video | Day 64

[venatical]

[ Dean thought long and hard before he decided to do this, and even now he's not sure he should; half the people he remembers doing things to basically deserved it, but Chuck didn't, and that vampire guy with the rice didn't, and Cas... He's trying not to think about what he did to Cas. It's better that way. He's freaked that the whole trickster vibe went to his head the way it did, and he's freaked how quickly he settled right into it. The saddest, most pathetic freaking thing about it is that he can't remember being that happy in a long time.

Apologies aren't really... things... he likes to do, so he's not going to issue a general one. He's had a whole night to feel sick to his stomach, and he's spent most of today putting alcohol into that stomach, and now he's bolstered enough to sort of kind of vaguely dance around the idea that he's maybe kind of sorry for what he did.

He's sitting in the bar, and he reaches to pick up his beer again as he looks down into the feed. ]

Uh, so I'm guessing...

Everyone still here's back to normal now, huh? No more Freaky Friday?

[OOC: Still going to be glacially slow, but my slowness doesn't mean Dean can dodge IC consequences! ]

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[venatical]

[ Haaaaaa. Ha. Heh. ]

Uhh... [ He scratches the back of his neck. ] They pissed me off first. [ You know... years ago. For him, anyway. ]

[recognize_an_opportunity]

They pissed you off first, so you made them count rice.

[A pause.]

Or whatever their equivalent torment was. Not sure I want to know.

[venatical]

The rice was honestly too much of a temptation. The thing I was, it feeds off chaos, so... [ Whoops? ]

You definitely should be glad you didn't piss me off. Let's leave it at that.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Yeah, well, I know a lot of people who would've been tempted by the rice even if they hadn't been turned into something supernatural, so I can't exactly blame you.

[venatical]

[ He stops after a short laugh, his face scrunching. ] Yeah... That is pretty much the most hilarious and pathetic excuse for a vampire I've ever seen. No offense or anything.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

You might not find it quite so pathetic if you'd seen the other... unfortunate perks to my vampirism.

[Like the whole ability to climb walls. And the bloodlust.]

[venatical]

What, could you turn colors too?

[ He's seen plenty of vampires in his time, and he's still just cocky enough to think that nothing can surprise him now. Hell, he coined the name for a new species of things that had a little vampire in them. Thank god no one turned into a Jefferson Starship. ]

[recognize_an_opportunity]

I wasn't particularly enamored of the wall climbing abilities.

[venatical]

Whoa, like did you get the grippers on your fingers?

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Grippers? Not that I noticed.

[Then again, he wasn't really looking.]

It was just something I could do. It wasn't very useful.

[venatical]

Well, yeah, you weren't fighting crime in New York.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Why would I ever be doing that anyway?

[venatical]

It's a -- [ He sighs heavily. ] Nevermind.

Hey, what spaceship do you come from? You didn't know what the Muppets were either, right?

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Don't worry, I've been given a thorough explanation of the Muppets, including the Count, who I was apparently modeled after.

[A pause.]

It was 1923 the last time I checked. You'll have to forgive me for not catching your cultural references.

[venatical]

19--

[ Well, shit. ]

You're a little bit farther from home than the rest of us. [ Or so it is in Dean's mind. ]

[recognize_an_opportunity]

So when're you from?

[venatical]

2013. Little different. [ Though he's been to 1944 and to the Wild West -- and that was a major disappointment, okay. ]

You've missed a lot of good TV, man.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Statistically speaking, it's also pretty likely that I've missed a lot of bad TV.