Video || Day 64

[undomesticated]

Okay, so, that was fun.

[Her tone clearly implies that it was anything but.]

I just wanted to say thank you to the people that helped me when I was, uh, a little mangled. I know there was a lot of weirdness going on and I just wanted to say thanks for helping me out when you guys were all messed up. Too. When you were messed up too. Because I was, obviously.

[Nice save, Riley. Her smile had almost fallen off at that, but she pasted it back on brightly, smiling into the communicator.]

I hope the rest of you are doing better now that everything's back to normal. Or, you know, as normal as it gets around here. I'm here if anyone needs me.

[Not that she thought that would happen, but hey, it was always better to offer.]

Comments

[onteamdyson]

Mmmmmaybe... later. Still kinda raw. I mean, Jesse's-- our roomie Jesse died. [And that's all she really wants to say about that.]

Oh my god, dude, I forgot to warn you about the bears. The woods in general is legit the worst place ever.

[Hang on a second. Wh--] None of these things sound like normal things. [Well, they do to her, but they aren't supposed to be normal to regular people, sooooo...]

Busy week.

[undomesticated]

Oh. Crap. I'm so sorry.

[She couldn't say much else since she hadn't really known him, but Kenzi seemed to have and she was sorry for the grief she was feeling.]

I thought it would be a good idea to try to escape when I didn't look like me. I was very, very wrong. Like... super wrong. All the wrong.

[She laughed a little, shaking her head.]

Considering I had four legs and was covered in fur, I should be thankful they didn't shoot me and make a rug out of me.

[onteamdyson]

Yeah. Same.

WOAH! Were you a wolf, too!? No escaping. Escaping is the worst idea ever. We tried it, didn't work. Not cool. Holy crap, I'm glad you're okay.

[undomesticated]

Too? Who else was a wolf? I mean, who was a wolf, because I wasn't. I was a really big cat. Jaguar, actually.

[There were certain things about that she was going to keep to herself, like the fact that it wasn't just for that week. Nothing to see here, folks. Just a regular old girl.]

I kinda got that now. I might have been able to get away from the velociraptors, but those damn bears... Totally screwed my game.

[onteamdyson]

Uhhh... Jesse and Stiles, I think. Not sure if anyone else needed a flea bath. [A beat.] No offense.

Fff, yeah. They're brutal. I don't even want to know if there's anything beyond those guys.

[undomesticated]

[She grinned.] None taken.

Evil, too. I think I would have preferred if they'd tried to kill me instead of making me feel like they were just herding me. What I wouldn't give for an EMP machine or something.

[onteamdyson]

I guess sheepdogs with chainsaw arms looked too damn ridiculous to be taken seriously. Nice choice, evil, tyrannical, scientist overseers. Good call.

[undomesticated]

I wonder how they came up with that? Like, robot bears? Really? Who was sitting at their desk going, "We need something that will keep these people we're kidnapping in this town against their will. I know! Robot bears." I'm kind of expecting manbearpig or a shark with a laser on its head now.

[onteamdyson]

My guess is they took those fridge magnets for the fridge poetry and just slapped some nouns and adjectives together. Or maybe they had words up on a dart board and just threw darts and bam, chainsaw bears.

[undomesticated]

Now I'm kind of scared that they were all on acid or something when they thought this whole thing up. Robot bears. Velociraptors. Weird manipulation of the people that live here. Not cool, man.

[onteamdyson]

Wouldn't surprise me! Hey, tell you what, as soon as we get the chance, we're just gonna give 'em hell. See how they like it. Revenge! Stupid science bastards.

[undomesticated]

You can count me in on that one, Kenzi. I'm fully unimpressed with being here and I really don't like being experimented on.