[VOICE; LOCKED TO Donna]

[primogen_vampirate]

[Mina isn't one for formalities, so she just gets right to the point.]

Assuming you've no prejudices against me owing to my little announcement, I should like very much to ask you a simple question.

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[primogen_vampirate]

Is that so?

[noblexcompanion]

Well, except me, of course. [ That was a terrible save, Donna. ]

[primogen_vampirate]

A philanderer, then?

[noblexcompanion]

Oh no, god no! He's not like that at all.

[primogen_vampirate]

Are you sure?

[noblexcompanion]

Absolutely! I reckon half the time he's completely clueless to girls fancying him.

[primogen_vampirate]

I can believe that.

[noblexcompanion]

Yeah, for being an almost thousand year old genius he can be pretty clueless.

[primogen_vampirate]

I've seen it before.

[noblexcompanion]

He's a good kisser though.

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, heavens yes.

[noblexcompanion]

Oh aye? Been snogging him, have you?

[primogen_vampirate]

And if I have?

[noblexcompanion]

[ A half laugh. ] Yep. You totally snogged him.

[primogen_vampirate]

You didn't answer.

[noblexcompanion]

Not really my business whose throat he sticks his tongue down - as long as they don't hurt him or break his hearts.

[primogen_vampirate]

Really, darling. Do I look like a heartbreaker to you?

[noblexcompanion]

Pretty sure they come in all shapes and sizes.

[primogen_vampirate]

They're generally rather pretty, as I understand it.

[noblexcompanion]

Have you looked in a mirror lately? You're flippin' gorgeous.

[primogen_vampirate]

[A lengthy pause.]

Are you joking?

[noblexcompanion]

Seriously? Seriously? A face like that and you don't think you're pretty? Are you blind? No, really, do you have blindness in both eyes?

[primogen_vampirate]

...you are joking.

[noblexcompanion]

You obviously need better mirrors and a pair of glasses.

[primogen_vampirate]

Kindred don't wear glasses.