OW! [She makes a show of rubbing her arm dramatically even though it totally didn't hurt.]

Yeah! You probs just spent all your time baking delicious pies instead of wasting days, and days, and days of your life surfing the net for weirdly specific porn! [It totally makes sense.]

Congratulaaaaatiooooons! [She throws both hands up in the air in a celebratory fashion! Good job, Ned! If it wasn't for Jesse being there, she probably would have fallen over.]