Wish I could download a billion songs illegally right about now and maybe tweet-- [Hang on, she's gotta get out her invisible phone and mime texting as she says,] gettin tortured by bitchass scientists everyday for no reason lol SEND HELP!
[She drops the invisible phone and makes a totally defeated face for a second.] But Trekkie Monster is totes right. Internet, Porn, bam. All you need. It's about 98% people wishing they were getting laid, some other percent pictures of cats, and then the rest is hilarious memes and identity theft. Now you know.
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[She drops the invisible phone and makes a totally defeated face for a second.] But Trekkie Monster is totes right. Internet, Porn, bam. All you need. It's about 98% people wishing they were getting laid, some other percent pictures of cats, and then the rest is hilarious memes and identity theft. Now you know.