Of course we have phones, what, did you think we communicate by telegraph? [ Is Jesse just mocking him, now? ] What you're saying is, where you come from they have telephones with screens, like these- [ He gestures with the wrist communicator ] and keyboards like a computer? And people use them... for stalking? And that's a good thing? [ Yeah they've got to be just making fun of him, now. ]

[ Oh, good, face-touching, Ned's favourite. He thinks it's to his credit that he doesn't immediately jerk away, but lets her keep her hands on his face for a solid minute or so. He might be tense, sure, but anyone would get tense in that situation, right? Perfectly normal. But once she starts sort of stroking, it starts to rapidly become an intense moment - and not in the good way - for Ned. So he very calmly, very reasonably reaches up and moves Kenzi's hands away, before he lets her wrists go. ]

Pastryboy makes me sound like the worst superhero sidekick.