No way, Ned, it makes you sound like the baddassiest best superhero sidekick ever! If I didn't already have Kobra, you could be my sidekick. But I do. Be Jesse's sidekick. Hotsauce and pastryboy.

[Her drunklogic continues to be flawless as all fuck. And then Jesse answers her rapid-fire question and she slowly turns to look at him, wide-eyed and still doing that intense stare thingy. So much staring. All the staring ever, Jesse, are you uncomfortable yet? Probably not.]

........ I need a pen. Paper. And enough quirky info to accurately write hilarious fanfic.