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002 ➳ Video ➳ Day 70 ➳ Clint Barton
[ The last time Clint felt this bad was because of very strange mission in Russia. It consisted of a shit ton of booze, food poisoning and several head traumas. This actually felt about ten million times worse than that morning. Yet he was standing and walking on his own. That didn't mean shit though. The power to carry on could grow to be very strong in a person if the situation called for it.
He felt like a tank ran him over and then decided to back over him once more for good measure. The shirt he was wearing was torn and tattered. Through the torn material you could see evidence of bruised skin and on the other side of his chest near his ribs was a gash. He looked like a more bruised and mashed version of Clint when it came to his face. He had bruises on his face along with some dried up blood. Mostly superficial, but still nasty. Whatever happened to him had not been pleasant. He was free though right? He was away from wherever and back in this town. He never would have thought he'd be this happy to see this place in his life.
The woods were behind him and he could see houses in the distance. He was fairly certain that his was actually on the other side of the town. He was trying his hard to remember the layout, but with each step came more pain. He checked the communicator once more and finally it sprang to life. That was a good sign. He could at least broadcast something and maybe get a hand back to his godforsaken attic.
He opened his mouth to speak, but nothing came out. He finally cleared his throat and found his voice. Out came a shaky breath to whoever was seeing this. ] I don't--know what happened, but I could use a hand. [ Clint hit his knees finally and his wrist dropped to his side. ]
He felt like a tank ran him over and then decided to back over him once more for good measure. The shirt he was wearing was torn and tattered. Through the torn material you could see evidence of bruised skin and on the other side of his chest near his ribs was a gash. He looked like a more bruised and mashed version of Clint when it came to his face. He had bruises on his face along with some dried up blood. Mostly superficial, but still nasty. Whatever happened to him had not been pleasant. He was free though right? He was away from wherever and back in this town. He never would have thought he'd be this happy to see this place in his life.
The woods were behind him and he could see houses in the distance. He was fairly certain that his was actually on the other side of the town. He was trying his hard to remember the layout, but with each step came more pain. He checked the communicator once more and finally it sprang to life. That was a good sign. He could at least broadcast something and maybe get a hand back to his godforsaken attic.
He opened his mouth to speak, but nothing came out. He finally cleared his throat and found his voice. Out came a shaky breath to whoever was seeing this. ] I don't--know what happened, but I could use a hand. [ Clint hit his knees finally and his wrist dropped to his side. ]
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Where are you? Are you hurt?
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He's aware of who Ned is to an extent. A passing nod and a hello sometimes in the morning, but anything deeper than that just doesn't exist between the two of them. He was half surprised to hear the mans voice. ] By the woods. I'm thinkin' across town. [ He paused to look down at his body. ] I think hurt might be an understatement.
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[ That's not good. That's really not good, particularly with Bruce missing. Ned doesn't really know that much about first aid. He'd been able to take care of himself, all these years - the cuts and burns and bruises, but those were all minor. Kitchen injuries are very little, compared to what it looks like Clint's been through. But he can't just leave him out there, alone. ] I'm on my way.
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Fuck - yeah, hey, y'need me to help? Lemme - I'll come find you. [ Just like Ned, really, being part of the same house means something. ]
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He let out a small sigh and shifted his weight in an attempt to get back on his feet. He stalled out on one knee and focused on the comm line instead. ] By the woods. Help would be greatly appreciated, man.
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Yeah, gimme like - five. I'll be there. [ And he will! Maybe more like seven minutes, but he gets to the part of the woods and calls for Clint, pushing past the trees and brush. ]
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Hey, Jesse! It's me, alright, it's Ned. You're looking for Clint, right? I got the message too, I'm gonna search that way. [ He sweeps an arm outward from his body, indicating a section of the forest ] Why don't you go that way, and if either of us find him, we'll shout?
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[ He'll look. They'll find Clint faster this way. ]
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He didn't even hear Jesse when he arrived. Not until Ned's voice rang out yelling for Jesse. Right. He lifted his head trying to pinpoint which direction the two of them could possibly be in. He wanted to yell, but his throat felt dry. Instead he pushed a hand down into the ground and rose to his feet. He stumbled toward in their last know general direction. ] Jesse.
[ Another deep breath and his hand clutched at his side. ] Ned. [ His name calling wasn't loud enough for a great distance, but if they got close enough they were bound to hear him. ]
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Oh my god, Clint.
[ There's horror in his voice, at the state of him, concern and outrage and determination all wrapped into one. He moves in close enough that Clint can grab his shoulder or arm or lean on him in whatever way suits, but he doesn't actually touch him. That gash really looks quite worrying, as does all that bruising ] We're going to get you home, alright?
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Clint's already started lifting his hand up to grab Ned's shoulder. It takes some weight off his aching legs. He's not even a hundred percent sure how long he was walking until he came to. All he remembered was coming to on his feet. Things started to clear up as he got closer. ] I think home would be the best choice. [ Clint paused after a moment and looked at Ned. ] Have you always been this tall?
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He easily slips over to duck under Clint's other shoulder, carefully. ] He's always been a giant, yeah. [ Jesse remarks, smiling a little at Ned to let him know he's teasing. Back to Clint: ] Damn, Africa, what happened? C'mon. Let's get you back.
[ Ned and Clint probably have never even seen Mean Girls, Jesse, that was a reference lost. ]
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I've got some painkillers back at the house. [ He hadn't ended up using all the medicine he had gotten from Bruce, after the incident with the Hulk and his cracked ribs. Thankfully, his healing powers during their week of merry monsters had taken care of that injury, so there are extra pills to spare. ] Are you sure that cut isn't going to need stitches?
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The Mean Girls quote is actually not that lost on Clint. When Clint is not on the Helicarrier he is at his apartment and in that apartment he had cable. He's not a complete and total shut in old man, Jesse. He does know things.
He laughed and immediately groaned at the pain rocking through his body from that. ] Damned if I know, man. [ He turned to look at Ned as they walked. ] Oh. Happy pills. Honestly? I dunno. I can handle it. I've stitched myself up in the field before. Never pretty, but usually clean.
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At Clint's waving off the pills, Jesse rolls his eyes. ] You don't gotta, but we got the pills specifically for shit like this. Either way we're gonna help patch you up however we can, right, Ned?
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[ Crisis Ned has taken over, and there's conviction in his voice. Even if he's never dealt with this level of injury on his own, from the sound of it, Clint has. What they should focus on, for the present, is getting back to the House. So he says, a touch abruptly. ]
We'll move faster if we don't talk.
[ It isn't a long ways, but Ned can feel Clint resting more and more of his weight on them, as they are finally approaching House 20. He slips out from under Clint's arm to prop open the door open, then returns to help him through it. Clint might be looking forward to seeing his attic again, but for the present, Ned directs him towards the couch, saying: ] Jesse, can you get a wet washcloth? Clint, do you have, I don't know, field first-aid supplies, or am I gonna have to start looking for a sewing kit?
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Also that crappy sofa they got is looking mighty fine so Clint has no issues with them directing him to the couch and helping him sit. He's processing Ned's questions, but it takes him a few moments to actually summon up an answer for him. ] Um--no. I only showed up with my bow and arrows, man. Sewing kit will do just fine. Just make sure you poor some alcohol on it and I'll talk you through it?
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[ Blood doesn't squick him out normally, but after recent events, he's thinking he's going to need to have a drink on his own to be even remotely useful to either one of them. ]
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[ He finds the appropriate sewing materials and grabs them, taking a minute to let out a shaky breath. He can do this. It'll be no different than sewing a button back on a coat. He grabs the pain pills from his room on the way, pours out two and presents them to Clint with a glass of water. ]
Take these. And uh, take your shirt off, please.
[ Ned would give anything for a proper first aid kit with gloves, but that looks like it's not going to happen. So instead he goes into the hall bathroom and scrubs his hands vigorously, leaves them red and stinging but as clean as he can manage. He gets the biggest needle from the swing kit, threads it with the sturdiest-looking of the threads, sets it aside. ]
Okay. Tell us what to do. Clint?
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Clint can't help the smile from forming at his face when Ned insisted he take off his shirt. He's got a joke or two lined up for the guy simply because it looks like Ned needs to relax more than him. ] Easy, man. If ya wanted my shirt off you coulda just asked me before I went missing. [ He's already taken the pills and swallowed them with the help of the water.
Seriously though nothing takes the edge off like sexual tension jokes. Jesse is less panicked than Ned, but still just as high strung about the situation. ] First both of you need to chill the fuck out and take a sip of that booze. Cause you're both freaking me the hell out. Then give it to me and it'll be go time. Basically you just wanna pinch my skin together and treat it like sewing a hole in your jeans. Don't think about me because I'll be fine. Just get it done.
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Has anyone come to your aid? If not, I can attempt to find you.
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[ For concussion or something of the like. ]
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clint i can't stop laughing.
[ He's not helping this delirium, is he? ] It's Mr. Barton, isn't it? Do you know what's happened to you?
he's delirious and it makes him more ridiculous.
He really doesn't have a clue what happened other than he came to walking in the woods. Beyond that he's fairly confused about everything. There's lots of pain and that is all he knows. ] If I knew they'd be dead. They're not. Least I don't think so.
clint, you're my new favourite.
How do you feel? What kind of symptoms are you presenting? [ Has he just been roughed up or is it something more? ]
he's the herpiest derpiest favorite.
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Well, it has been said to be a little groovy yes.
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[audio; private]
You're wounded. [ obvious statement is obvious. She's going to be helpful though, after a brief pause where she weighs up whether or not it's actually a good idea. In the end she decides it is, apparently, because she continues on. ] I can help with that, if you need it.
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If she keeps making obvious statements like that then he's not going to talk to her at all. Because he's far too pissy for his own good right now. ] You gonna pull that Houdini shit on me again?
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So she just pauses for a moment or two, long enough to let him get that out and for her to remind herself that he's in a pretty justifiable position for being abrasive, and then continues with a light clearing of her throat. ]
At least there's some warning this time? [ Look, funny joke. Haha. Except no one is actually laughing. ] ...If you tell me where you are, I can heal those.
[ ... He doesn't actually have to tell her, but that's polite, right? ]
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The pause that comes after her joke is a clue that Clint is not laughing at this supposed joke. Pot calling kettle black for him being this distrusting over her using secrets, but it's not his fault. It's his training. ] I'd rather it happen the old fashion way. They don't bother me. What bothers me is your weird poofing power.
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[Holy fuck is she relieved to see your dumbass.]
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His face may be busted up a lot, but you can easily tell that this face is not a pleased one, Kenzi. God. ] I shoulda left you a note before being kidnapped. Sorry.
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Don't apologize. Not even sarcastically, you butt. [She bites her lower lip, watching the video closely for a sec.] Is someone coming to get you? I'd volunteer but one of your arms could probs squish me by itself.
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He tilted his head to the side. ] Jesse and Ned are coming to my rescue. Not sure if I should be scared or pleased. [ Clint smiled as pushed himself up, but he got nowhere really. It hurt too much to try again. ] You're not gonna cry are you? Cause if so I'm gonna tape it and show the whole house.
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What? No! I'm not gonna cry. The hell do you think I am? A girl? Now I hope Jesse drops you a couple times before you get back.
[Still, don't rule out crying as an option. It's definitely still a possibility.]
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[And she will. She totally will. She owes it to Clint for being pretty damn awesome in general and she owes it to Phil.] Any requests, Hawkass?
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Clint pursed his lips and just smiled when she offered to take care of him. He didn't really want to burden her. She had her own crap to deal with and he required a little too much attention at this particular time. Could he really rely on a person that much? ] You don't gotta take care of me, Kenz. Just bribe Ned or something. [ Though he'd probably prefer Kenzi just because he knows her more and feels a touch more comfortable in her presence alone. He won't say that though because he's Clint and a dummy. ]