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012 || Sharon Carter || LYING AND SAYING DAY 74 OKAY?

[ Sharon is far from pleased to find herself back here. She can remember it now, even though she could swear she had gone home. She and Steve, Sam, Rachel, and SHIELD had fought Codename Bravo and Madame Hydra, and- But it doesn't matter now, because she's back, trapped here by forces she still can't understand.

She surveys the house, noting that if nothing else, the Doctor has been here, and finally stops at the a window. She pours herself a glass of water, takes a sip, and then cues up the video. ]

This is Sharon Carter. Again. It seems I'm back.

What did I miss.

[ Oh, damn it. And she'd better do that, too. But- you know what? No. She can track people down and apologize for screwing them in a sex-crazed haze privately. ]

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[ Please, he's having such a slow morning. (No.) ]

It's Erik now, is it? You've grown as a person in your time away.

We seem to be returned to ourselves. For now.

You have no idea what I did while I was away.

[ Her tone is sharp. Too sharp. She takes a breath and forces herself to calm down. ]

Been into the woods since we last spoke?

[ Erik spreads his hands in a loose approximation of a shrug. ]

No, I don't.

[ But he will get right on caring! Just as soon as the earth crashes into the sun. ]

At least once. Why?

[ She can't wait until you get your ass handed to you, Erik. She doesn't even care if you get crushed in the great vacuum of space, because fuck you, that's why. ]

See any metal bears while you were in there?

[Sharon, that is just not what civilized people say to one another. ]

Will you be seguing into how I should take one of those and perform crude anatomical insertion? Because if so I have things to do today. Feel free to get to the point.

No, I was thinking that since there were metal bears there, you might have seen whether you can handle them or not for if and when we try to escape.

Are you saying you want to have sex with a metal bear?

[ God.

Damn.

He would. ]

I can handle them, but not take them apart. I've had enough spates of unconsciousness for one lifetime.

[ Ah, this is the level we're on now. ]

If I become that starved for activity you'll be the first to know.

Because you would mistake me for a metal bear?

Erik. I knew you needed therapy, but this is going too far.

[ Yeah. This is the level we're on now. ]

Are you going to fill me in on the specifics of the favor you're asking me to do? Or have we decided this line of conversation is more productive.

I'm not asking you to do anything. I was simply asking if you had. I would have thought you would take it upon yourself without needing to be urged or asked.

No, you asked if I could do as much for 'when we try to escape.' That's a favor.

[ She could open his head like a can of beans... ]

Not so much a favor as an expectation.

Unless you want Professor Xavier to be one of their pet projects forever.

[ Thunderclouds don't so much ...gather on Erik's brow as they do uh, meander. Casually. ]

Allow me to ask. How would the man you think I am react to what you've just said?

[ Oh, he'd torture Sharon until realizing she might be of use. The usual. ]

He'd get off his lazy ass and try to save the best friend he's ever had. Possibly the only friend he's ever had.

Would he be as easy to goad as you seem to think I am? Because I do have to wonder who is you've met.

[ Oh, give it time. ]

He's pathetically easy to goad, actually. Pathetically easy to goad and pathetic in general.

And yet, even he would have us out of here by now.

[ As opposed to YOU, Baby Erik. Useless Baby Erik. UBE.

And just you try to torture her. She will own your ass. She'll flatten it, remake it, and sell it on Etsy. ]

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So he'd succeed where you've repeatedly failed. I'll keep that in mind.

[ Charles only becomes aware of this squabbling when he literally gets stabbed in the brain by the phantom echo of Erik's rage. So much so that he drops the ridiculous feather duster he found under the sink to hijack their ~~squabbling like toddlers~~ conversation. ]

Hello. [ Bright smile. Breathless. Do not use his name in vein Sharon, christ. ] While this is all very interesting and everyone has their own valid points, I'm going to have to borrow him for a while.

[ Think quick, Xavier. ] Ican'treachthetopofthecurtain. [ Clearing his throat. Pointedly. ] So. This will just have to wait.

[ SO SMOOTH. ]

....

Charles, really.

[ Goddammit he will SO get you out of here. :| SEE IF HE DOESN'T. ]

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[ Not much to see here, just a bit of giggling.

Telepathically to Charles: ]

Are you going to climb on his shoulders to reach the curtains?

That sounds like fun. Be like climbing a mountain. [ Of grumpy. Thank you Sharon, for making the telepaths' day that much more ...full of angry metal-kintetic. ]

[ He cuts the feed immediately simply because covering his face with his hands and half laughing-sobbing is not something the whole world bneeds to see.

Why didn't he just go and fetch Erik properly? He can feel the other man enter the room even. ] No River, I do not intend on climbing his shoulders.

[ Not right now anyway. And not in the way she means. ]

Well. Hug him or something.

Sharon's mind is good for organizing ideas. Not so great for tact.

I know. I wish I could do something, make it so he didn't have to deal with this.

[ Because while he doubts Erik cares very much about the personal attacks from many sides, it makes Charles angry and ashamed of the people around him. ] I'll make sure he's all right, I promise.

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