He has his charms. [ They are many and bountiful and irrationally sexy but it's okay Hal, he won't subject you to that knowledge. You're English, you know how it is. ] And he's quite thorough. [ Indeed. ]

There's always the library? I tend to leave books in my wake more than I should. I don't know if shelving would help. [ Thankfully not judging your neurosis. ] But if you're stuck.