Did I say I was omni-anything? Might wanna watch what conclusions you jump to, kiddo. Only god who claims to be all those things is the Abrahamic one, and he's an arrogant dickbag who doesn't answer his mail anyway, so I wouldn't bother.

[Woops. Down, daddy issues.]

I may not have the juice to get out of this dump, but you might still wanna watch your tongue if you wanna keep it.