[ video - backdated to Day 76 ]

[noblexcompanion]

[ Donna looks and sounds exhausted. ] Is everyone safe and sound and in one piece? So much for the epic plan to get us all home... Speaking of which, has anyone seen the Doctor? He disappeared. Like, literally, vanished...

Maybe it worked? Maybe he got outta here. I reckon it's more likely our not so pleasant hosts snatched his skinny butt though...

Does anyone need plasters or bandages or tea?

Comments

[noblexcompanion]

I just hope we don't face the same fate.

[freewheeling]

It's a disturbing thought - that those before us could have been in the same boat. Imagine if they had been brought here too, forced to settle in, live lives. And the suddenly they're gone again. It's not pleasant.

[noblexcompanion]

I know, right? It's kind of terrifying. I'm pretty sure I'm not cut out to be an experiment. it's like Big Brother but with less drunken shenanigans and no Davina McCall.

[freewheeling]

There's no diary room to throw things in, it's like they haven't thought this through.

[noblexcompanion]

The ratings must be terrible!

[freewheeling]

I'm not sure I like our fifteen minutes of fame.

[noblexcompanion]

And we're not even getting paid for it! I mean that's just rubbish, right? They could at least pay us for the emotional damages.

[freewheeling]

[ He angles his chair to swing back on two legs and then smiles. ]

No money, not enough food, the booze is terrible. I think we should sue.

[noblexcompanion]

[ Donna laughs. After all, they say if you don't laugh you'll cry. ]

Let me know when you find a lawyer.

[freewheeling]

We'll have a joint lawsuit.

[noblexcompanion]

A perfect plan of action!