[ video - backdated to Day 76 ]

[noblexcompanion]

[ Donna looks and sounds exhausted. ] Is everyone safe and sound and in one piece? So much for the epic plan to get us all home... Speaking of which, has anyone seen the Doctor? He disappeared. Like, literally, vanished...

Maybe it worked? Maybe he got outta here. I reckon it's more likely our not so pleasant hosts snatched his skinny butt though...

Does anyone need plasters or bandages or tea?

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[bornofdeath]

A friend of the Doctor's. A close and very old one, I suppose.

[It's bending the truth only slightly. They always had been best enemies]

[noblexcompanion]

You don't sound particularly friendly towards him.

[bornofdeath]

Should I be? He was a cocky swine last time we met. It's hard to stay on friendly terms with a man who is ruled by his ego.

[noblexcompanion]

He can't help having an ego bigger than most planets.

[bornofdeath]

Well he has been like that since the start. Most consistent trait in every regeneration.

[noblexcompanion]

So, you a Time Lord too?

[bornofdeath]

Very well deduced. Nothing gets passed you, huh?

[noblexcompanion]

No need to be a rude git.

[bornofdeath]

Plenty of need, I assure you.

[noblexcompanion]

A Time Lord trait is it? Being rude?

[bornofdeath]

Actually, yes. It is. We really can't help it either. Deadly infliction, ruins all our personal lives.

[noblexcompanion]

I can imagine. Have you tried therapy?

[bornofdeath]

I doubt anyone could help me.

[noblexcompanion]

The only people who can't be helped are the ones who don't want to be helped.

[bornofdeath]

People who say crap like that are usually happy sane little people with no real issues outside the superficial. Trust me, one look in my mind would send any shrink running.

[noblexcompanion]

I know more about the minds of Time Lords than most happy sane little people.

[bornofdeath]

Oh really? Is this because you just happen to be friends with the Doctor? Have to tell you, he's really not the best example. Little on the slow side.

[noblexcompanion]

No, it's more the fact that I had a Time Lord conciousness in my flippin' head!

[bornofdeath]

Still doesn't make you an expert but feel free to explain. I've got all day.

[noblexcompanion]

It's a long story. I had the mind of a Time Lord in my head. Wasn't fun.

[bornofdeath]

-- Let me guess, the Doctor did something he shouldn't? Something dumn and unintentional?

[Why did he keep making freaks and weird things?]

[noblexcompanion]

There was a severed hand of the Doctor's involved, yes.

[bornofdeath]

...

[...]

I wish I could say I was shocked but that does sound very like him.

[noblexcompanion]

Often leave spare body parts in jars, does he?

[bornofdeath]

It's not that uncommon.