They call me Gabriel. (
hung_garian) wrote in
cape_kore2012-11-06 10:45 pm
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Gabriel - Video - 02
You can all quit freaking out over The Box now. After painstaking investigation, I can reveal that it contains - a cat. It's simultaneously alive and dead. Hence all the funny scratches - if you ever tried getting your feline friend into a carrier, you'll know what I mean. Claws are not fun, kids, no matter what Whitesnake say. And that goes double for the undead kitty kind. Unhygienic on top of painful, double ouch.
[Needless to say, Gabriel is bored. Also needless to say (hopefully), none of that was true.]
So since that's all sorted out, who likes the idea of celebratory drinks? Sure, we might not technically have a bar, but where there's life there's booze, as my dear old gran used to say. Well, before she got packed off to rehab, anyway.
[He grimaces, despite not even having a grandmother.]
Anyway. Takers? Ladies, don't be shy. Doctor Barrett, that means you too, awful drinking habits notwithstanding.
[Needless to say, Gabriel is bored. Also needless to say (hopefully), none of that was true.]
So since that's all sorted out, who likes the idea of celebratory drinks? Sure, we might not technically have a bar, but where there's life there's booze, as my dear old gran used to say. Well, before she got packed off to rehab, anyway.
[He grimaces, despite not even having a grandmother.]
Anyway. Takers? Ladies, don't be shy. Doctor Barrett, that means you too, awful drinking habits notwithstanding.

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[He shrugs.]
A box is a box and in this case, that's apparently all it is. It hasn't done anything, the inscriptions are mindnumbingly banal, and I've lost interest.
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[ He shakes his head. ]
Here I thought when you get bored with anything you did something about it...not whine, ignore it and wait until it goes away. Gotta say, I'm a little let down.
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