Gabriel - Video - 02

[hung_garian]

You can all quit freaking out over The Box now. After painstaking investigation, I can reveal that it contains - a cat. It's simultaneously alive and dead. Hence all the funny scratches - if you ever tried getting your feline friend into a carrier, you'll know what I mean. Claws are not fun, kids, no matter what Whitesnake say. And that goes double for the undead kitty kind. Unhygienic on top of painful, double ouch.

[Needless to say, Gabriel is bored. Also needless to say (hopefully), none of that was true.]

So since that's all sorted out, who likes the idea of celebratory drinks? Sure, we might not technically have a bar, but where there's life there's booze, as my dear old gran used to say. Well, before she got packed off to rehab, anyway.

[He grimaces, despite not even having a grandmother.]

Anyway. Takers? Ladies, don't be shy. Doctor Barrett, that means you too, awful drinking habits notwithstanding.

Comments

[primogen_vampirate]

What was it, precisely? A horse?

[hung_garian]

That was one time.

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, it is a noble animal.

[hung_garian]

Not that noble. He didn't even bring me breakfast the morning after.

[primogen_vampirate]

How frightfully rude!

[hung_garian]

Mm. Very insensitive, I thought.

[The light-heartedness with which he goes along with this suggests that the whole Svadilfari thing might actually just be myth. Of course, there's no telling - and it's not as if that's the only time he's been a woman, according to the legends at least.]

But enough about me, sweetheart. How've you been? Bit anyone interesting?

[primogen_vampirate]

Sadly no. Although I did meet a few peculiar characters lately.

[hung_garian]

Reckon that sums up half the people here.

[primogen_vampirate]

Mmm.

You too? Well, you go first, I'm certain I'll win.

[hung_garian]

If you're so sure you'll win, we might as well skip me and go straight on to your turn.

[primogen_vampirate]

Where's the fun in that?

[hung_garian]

About the same place as the fun in me listing everyoe I've met recently.

[primogen_vampirate]

Were any of them naked?

[hung_garian]

Sadly, no.

[primogen_vampirate]

That's why I get to win.

[hung_garian]

You only win if they were attractive.

[primogen_vampirate]

[She makes a so-so gesture.]

[hung_garian]

Well, beats grotesque.

[primogen_vampirate]

I suppose that's true.

[hung_garian]

Mm. So, besides the mediocre nudity, how's unlife?

[primogen_vampirate]

Aside from the horror of actually being here, I'm finding this place rather dull.

[hung_garian]

No kidding. It could do with a strip club or two. On the bright side, I'm here.

[To remedy the boredom. Not the lack of strippers.]

[primogen_vampirate]

Yes, but you do rather seem to be failing at rallying up much in the way of a party.

I suppose everyone else here is just too dull.

[hung_garian]

They're allergic to fun. It's very tragic.

[He heaves a sigh, somehow managing to do so sarcastically.]

Not all bad, though. We're much better off without those losers.

[primogen_vampirate]

Is that so? Well, who am I to argue?

Although if we ever need excitement, I suppose, we can call my new naked friend.

[She takes a flask out of her pocket, throwing back a slug of whatever is inside.]