They call me Gabriel. (
hung_garian) wrote in
cape_kore2012-11-06 10:45 pm
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Gabriel - Video - 02
You can all quit freaking out over The Box now. After painstaking investigation, I can reveal that it contains - a cat. It's simultaneously alive and dead. Hence all the funny scratches - if you ever tried getting your feline friend into a carrier, you'll know what I mean. Claws are not fun, kids, no matter what Whitesnake say. And that goes double for the undead kitty kind. Unhygienic on top of painful, double ouch.
[Needless to say, Gabriel is bored. Also needless to say (hopefully), none of that was true.]
So since that's all sorted out, who likes the idea of celebratory drinks? Sure, we might not technically have a bar, but where there's life there's booze, as my dear old gran used to say. Well, before she got packed off to rehab, anyway.
[He grimaces, despite not even having a grandmother.]
Anyway. Takers? Ladies, don't be shy. Doctor Barrett, that means you too, awful drinking habits notwithstanding.
[Needless to say, Gabriel is bored. Also needless to say (hopefully), none of that was true.]
So since that's all sorted out, who likes the idea of celebratory drinks? Sure, we might not technically have a bar, but where there's life there's booze, as my dear old gran used to say. Well, before she got packed off to rehab, anyway.
[He grimaces, despite not even having a grandmother.]
Anyway. Takers? Ladies, don't be shy. Doctor Barrett, that means you too, awful drinking habits notwithstanding.

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[The light-heartedness with which he goes along with this suggests that the whole Svadilfari thing might actually just be myth. Of course, there's no telling - and it's not as if that's the only time he's been a woman, according to the legends at least.]
But enough about me, sweetheart. How've you been? Bit anyone interesting?
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You too? Well, you go first, I'm certain I'll win.
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[To remedy the boredom. Not the lack of strippers.]
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I suppose everyone else here is just too dull.
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[He heaves a sigh, somehow managing to do so sarcastically.]
Not all bad, though. We're much better off without those losers.
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Although if we ever need excitement, I suppose, we can call my new naked friend.
[She takes a flask out of her pocket, throwing back a slug of whatever is inside.]
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