Video | Day 93

[buckleupforsafety]

Kore. Mr. Kore? [Wait, he's a villain with his own land mass.] Kore the Great?

I know Section 12 Subsection E Paragraph mrmrm [24 mumbles this because he doesn't actually remember the number.] of the Guild handbook states that any kidnapped henchman should be allowed to record a tearful message pleading with his boss to have mercy and save his worthless life within 48 hours of his capture, but can we hurry it up?

If The Monarch thinks I'm dead and not being being held prisoner, they're going to give away my room in the cocoon. I'll have to sleep in the basement with the new recruits. Do you know how many of them have nightmares? I'll never get a good night's sleep again!

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[buckleupforsafety]

[Not sure he can trust the answer he gets, but while he's thinking of it...]

So do they give us jobs here? Cleaning the bathrooms or making license plates or something?

[hung_garian]

Yes-- and no. All our assigned jobs are much more practical than that. I'm a porn star, my buddy Dean's a hooker, and my sister's working in retail... which admittedly might be more useful if we had any shops.

[And if he believes any of that, he's dumber than even Gabriel had thought.]

Just a warning though, we've already got four beauty specialists - hair, nails, make up, you name it - so I'd recommend picking something a little more niche if you wanna actually get much custom.

[buckleupforsafety]

Porn stars and hairdressers.

I'm going to go check out this house the voice on my watch tells me I'm staying in.

Somewhere over there. Not talking to you.

[hung_garian]

You can't do both at once? Guess multitasking isn't such a valuable skill for you henchmen, then. Shame. I'd have thought it'd come in handy.

[buckleupforsafety]

[You know what else comes in handy? Ignoring big fat liars.]