Video | Day 93

[buckleupforsafety]

Kore. Mr. Kore? [Wait, he's a villain with his own land mass.] Kore the Great?

I know Section 12 Subsection E Paragraph mrmrm [24 mumbles this because he doesn't actually remember the number.] of the Guild handbook states that any kidnapped henchman should be allowed to record a tearful message pleading with his boss to have mercy and save his worthless life within 48 hours of his capture, but can we hurry it up?

If The Monarch thinks I'm dead and not being being held prisoner, they're going to give away my room in the cocoon. I'll have to sleep in the basement with the new recruits. Do you know how many of them have nightmares? I'll never get a good night's sleep again!

Comments

[burnburnburn]

I wouldn't want people knowing my real name if I had to dress up in that. Does henchman mean something other than a subordinate meant for intimidating others in your world?

[buckleupforsafety]

What's wrong with my costume? But no, that about covers it.

[burnburnburn]

Unless those wings are some sort of secret weapons, those are.

[buckleupforsafety]

What kind of butterfly costume doesn't have wings?

[burnburnburn]

What kind of fighter dresses up as a butterfly?

[buckleupforsafety]

One who works for The Monarch!

[burnburnburn]

So you serve a madman?

[buckleupforsafety]

A villain.

[burnburnburn]

A villain? Who calls themselves a villain outside of a play?

[buckleupforsafety]

Lots of guys. Phantom Limb. Truckules. That one weird guy with an electric plug for a face.

Villain's an official title.

[burnburnburn]

Madmen, criminal organisations, or both?

[buckleupforsafety]

The Guild I was talking about. You become a villain and then you get a super scientist or guy who acts like he can raise the dead or whatever to arch.

[burnburnburn]

So, what's the point in joining this guild? You'd better be getting well paid to compensate for your missing dignity.

[buckleupforsafety]

The Guild keeps things organized so nobody goes all crazy.

[Says the man who works for a "butterfly".]

It's a living.

[burnburnburn]

I suppose it's better than being a roadsweep.

[Though not by much, with that uniform]