Video | Day 93

[buckleupforsafety]

Kore. Mr. Kore? [Wait, he's a villain with his own land mass.] Kore the Great?

I know Section 12 Subsection E Paragraph mrmrm [24 mumbles this because he doesn't actually remember the number.] of the Guild handbook states that any kidnapped henchman should be allowed to record a tearful message pleading with his boss to have mercy and save his worthless life within 48 hours of his capture, but can we hurry it up?

If The Monarch thinks I'm dead and not being being held prisoner, they're going to give away my room in the cocoon. I'll have to sleep in the basement with the new recruits. Do you know how many of them have nightmares? I'll never get a good night's sleep again!

Comments

[enchangement]

You're gonna need clothes, and they're not gonna fit, because they're all fourth-hand here.

[buckleupforsafety]

Even the shoes? I hate wearing other guys' shoes.

[enchangement]

Would suggest keeping the ones you have, on.

[buckleupforsafety]

Maybe I'll just never change my clothes.

[enchangement]

Maybe you'll smell really bad.

[buckleupforsafety]

Then the freak scientists watching us will have to invent smell-o-vision to get the full 24 experience.

[enchangement]

[ snooooooooort goes the girl ]

Maybe they won't want to.

[buckleupforsafety]

And I think there's a point where you can't even help smelling yourself.

It'll be back-to-school after my growth spurt all over again.

[enchangement]

You're such a boy.

[buckleupforsafety]

Because I'd make the world's worst girl.