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cape_kore2012-11-07 11:01 pm
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[The audio feed is a mess of scuffling and cursing. That's the sound of the fountain, there's the sound of your broadcaster stumbling and hitting the ground (with a squeak, so enjoy that), and--ah--
[Here's the video. It's hard to see him immediately; his fingers scraping and scrambling over the screen do a pretty good job of hiding his face--and his expression, crunched tight in panic and confusion and anger--] No. No, no! get off! Fuckers, you sh-shitsucking bastards, you don't get me. You don't get me, I fucking swear, I will zap every last one of you cumstains-- [Where does it break it has to be breakable everything breaks how do you get this thing off?!
[What did you want him to notice it's on? Maybe later. Excuse him as he bites at the wristband of the communicator.]
[Here's the video. It's hard to see him immediately; his fingers scraping and scrambling over the screen do a pretty good job of hiding his face--and his expression, crunched tight in panic and confusion and anger--] No. No, no! get off! Fuckers, you sh-shitsucking bastards, you don't get me. You don't get me, I fucking swear, I will zap every last one of you cumstains-- [Where does it break it has to be breakable everything breaks how do you get this thing off?!
[What did you want him to notice it's on? Maybe later. Excuse him as he bites at the wristband of the communicator.]
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[That's it. Scary or not, this guy is getting a shove.]
I don't know how many! I live with four-- ... three now. [Fluffy, Sharon, Kurt, Veronica, Sideburns, Other-Nat, Not-Loki, two doctors plus Bruce, Kobra and his roomies... ] Probably under thirty. No radio. No technology at all. They took our phones and anything else that runs on batteries. We've got stoves, fridges, and that's about it. Are you done?
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Sorry. I'm sorry. No touching, I got it. Just-- deep breaths, okay? I take it back!
[It was almost like dealing with a wild animal or an underfae. Impossible to predict their next movements. Bad idea to make them angry. God, she really wished Bo was here.]
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[Anyone willing to put Kenzi in any position of power or let her into an organization was either batshit insane or a very, very, very poor judge of character. She figured the vast amounts of eyeliner would have made that clear. But hey, the guy was still being uber forceful and not letting go, so--]
I swear! No lies. Definitely not lying. If my heart rate is up, it's only because you're kinda bordering on drowning me in the stupid, tacky fountain!
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Where's a fella get a car?
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I'll keep that in mind. Haven't seen any cars. No boats, either. No way out, no way in, no leads. I'm still torn between aliens and zombie apocalypse, but if you have any non-sci-fi related suggestions, I'm all ears. Also, a name would be kind of awesome. Unless you want me to start calling you Fluffy the second. Cupcake works, we could stick with that, too.
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... Holy shit.
[Ha. HAHAHA! ... No fucking way. Somehow, that makes him even scarier. That is one shaky smile on her face as she takes a step back. Testing out a theory here.]
And when you swore you'd zap people, that would be... with a laser gun?
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Whatever you say, dude. His house is right there, [She points to the house not far from the fountain as she backs away.] You should probs talk to him about that. There's food in the diner and I'm in the house closest to the lighthouse if you need me. Just... if you try to sneak in to murder my face? Watch out for my roomies. They got moves.
That house. Not a trick. He really missed you. Later!
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[Ah, but he has to have a snappy comeback!] Whatever! [ZING.] You can tell your roomies my name! They can watch themselves!