¡peligro! x 001 x audio/video

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

[The audio feed is a mess of scuffling and cursing. That's the sound of the fountain, there's the sound of your broadcaster stumbling and hitting the ground (with a squeak, so enjoy that), and--ah--

[Here's the video. It's hard to see him immediately; his fingers scraping and scrambling over the screen do a pretty good job of hiding his face--and his expression, crunched tight in panic and confusion and anger--] No. No, no! get off! Fuckers, you sh-shitsucking bastards, you don't get me. You don't get me, I fucking swear, I will zap every last one of you cumstains-- [Where does it break it has to be breakable everything breaks how do you get this thing off?!

[What did you want him to notice it's on? Maybe later. Excuse him as he bites at the wristband of the communicator.]

Comments

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

SHIELD is United Nations. Which means if I see a Fed in my jurisdiction - which is anywhere on Earth - I can kick them out.

Don't worry. I'm not interested in arresting you. I'm not actually interested in you at all beyond getting you out of here and safely back home.

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

[A low whistle.] That's some kinda public service. Nice to know someone's so concerned.

'Course, seems like this--is a little outta your, uh, jurisdiction, Miss Carter.

[agentx13.livejournal.com]

[Sharon forces a smile, though it's painfully thin.] I noticed.

You don't have to listen to any of my advice, of course. I'll try to keep everyone as safe as I can, but whether or not you want to be safe is up to you.