Gabriel - Video - 03

[hung_garian]

Lots of newbies lately, huh? How you doing, welcome to the place, make yourselves at home. Oh, and ignore the lies everyone's been feeding you, this is really a secret testing facility sponsored by the federal government. Fight the power, lock your doors and don't trust the water.

[He doesn't bother trying to make that sound convincing; the apathetic drawl should be enough to convince even those inclined to trust him dubious.]

With that particular PSA out of the way, on to more serious matters. I'm bored. Really bored. Boreder than a straight adult male watching Maid in Manhattan. Any of you monkeys feel like entertaining me, or will I have to revert to my old habit of serial murder to help pass those long lonely hours? Just a simple outraged shouty reply will do, if you can't come up with something more imaginative.

Comments

[afallenstar]

Please don't actually kill anyone.

[ Which she's not sure if she really has to say or not, but it's better to be safe than sorry. ]

[hung_garian]

I'm not making any promises.

[afallenstar]

Can you at least avoid anyone I like?

[hung_garian]

I don't know, is anyone you like an asshole?

[afallenstar]

...Some of them might give off the wrong impression at first.

[hung_garian]

So they're assholes?

[afallenstar]

Is that what I said?

[hung_garian]

It's what you implied. Are they the cool kind of assholes like me or are they the asshole kind like Dean?

[afallenstar]

....Leave the Winchesters off the shit list, please.

And they're the cool kind, for the record.

[hung_garian]

Oh, please. I know better than to try killing them, they're like cockroaches. Complete waste of time.

[afallenstar]

I'd prefer it if you avoided murder in general, though. For the record.

[hung_garian]

Aw, c'mon. Where's your Christmas spirit?

[afallenstar]

I'll have much more if the people I enjoy the company of aren't dead, thank you very much.

[hung_garian]

I'll put them right back. You won't even notice they're gone.

[afallenstar]

Have I ever told you you're hilarious?

[hung_garian]

Probably.

[afallenstar]

I lied.

[hung_garian]

Ouch. Have I ever told you you're mean?

[afallenstar]

Lying's a sin, Gabe.

[hung_garian]

Never claimed to be a saint, darlin'. Sin's my area of expertise, if you hadn't noticed.

[afallenstar]

I might have picked up a hint or two along the way.

[hung_garian]

Well, that's always been my downfall. I'm just too darn subtle.

[afallenstar]

You really need to learn to speak your mind more, it's becoming something of an issue.

[hung_garian]

Curse my cripplingly low self confidence.

[afallenstar]

It'll come, you just need to put yourself first more.