Kobra | [Video]

[goodluckkobra]

Hey, guys, just a quick FYI... Yesterday, I smashed the camera in my room with a chair. Today? Totally fixed camera. Kinda creepy, because I'm a pretty light sleeper and I didn't hear anything last night. Maybe... Lydia! Hey, Lydia!

[He shrugs.]

I think she's sleeping.

Oh, and catching seafood with your bare hands? [The camera shakes around as he mimes with his hands.] Not as easy as the movies make it look. So if anyone knows how to like... fish or catch lobsters or whatever, you should give them to Kurt so that me and Kenzi can eat them. Also, I recommend being a good swimmer, which I am really not. Apparently.

Uhhh... Kobra out.

Comments

[preytosociety]

[Kobra, YOU are going to be the next thing that gets smashed with a chair. Lydia storms down the hall to his room in her bare feet and the dress from earlier to push his door open and glare at him.]

What?!?

[goodluckkobra]

[He seems to have lost his shirt.]

They fixed my camera while I was sleeping. Did you hear anyone come into the house?

[preytosociety]

[Why. What-- ... what are you even doing in here. Now she's crossing her arms over her chest and giving him all the attitude she can muster.]

No, I didn't. If someone came into the house while you were sleeping, do you really thing the only thing they'd do is fix the cameras?

[... Actually. That's a possibility. If this is some kind of fucked up social experiment--]

Shit.

[goodluckkobra]

[Obviously, he's giving the perverts a show!]

That's all they did in here. I haven't checked the rest of the house yet, though.

[Yeah, it's more than a little creepy. He's a light sleeper out of necessity. It keeps him alive.]

Maybe we should set up a tripwire or something when we sleep.

[preytosociety]

Wow. That's just great. I feel so much safer having you here. A trip wire! That will stop them for sure.

[If she was any more condescending... actually, no. There is just no way to describe it because she is being the most condescending of all time right now.]

I'll check under the kitchen sink and in the bathroom for anything I can use to set an effective trap. You just keep... doing whatever weird, shirtless thing you were doing. Alone. In your room. Oh, that's actually a little tragic.

[goodluckkobra]

A trip wire sets off other things. I know how to protect myself.

[He rolls his eyes, because seriously? There's no way she sets a better trap than he does. She looks like she's from some cushy suburb.]

And I wasn't jacking off. I'd lose the pants for that.

[preytosociety]

If they can sneak in here without us noticing, I'm sure they would notice a trip wire. It doesn't take a genius to see-- ... well. I suppose it does.

[She IS from some cushy suburb but that doesn't negate her trap-setting abilities.]

Oh good. I'll rest assured that you can handle that yourself.

[goodluckkobra]

Or with help from others!

[He's just dropping the trap entirely. He'll set one for her and then she'll see!]

[preytosociety]

It doesn't count if you have to pay them. But I'm sure you'll find someone desperate enough around here. Traumatic events tend to bring out the more animalistic side of people and the threat of death makes them more likely to sleep with people like you. Stay positive.

[Oh, Kobra. Are you sure you want to mess with Lydia Martin? Winning is her top priority. Being the best is a way of life.]

[goodluckkobra]

[He shrugs.]

I do pretty well for myself even without access to running water. Pretty sure I'll do alright here for sure.

[preytosociety]

Mm. We'll see.

[She flashes a not-so-sweet smile and haughtily turns around, heading back to her room.]

[goodluckkobra]

I would bet you, but then the people I sleep with might find out and be pissed and pissed off people don't come back for seconds. Well, sometimes they do and it's awesome, but if they don't, it's kind of disappointing.