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[foundacause]

[ So, Meg is still blonde - but at least she doesn't have bloody highlights any more, as in, literal blood - and dark roots are starting to show. Her hair is in a terrible way and it's depressing. ]

Don't suppose any of you squishy little meatsacks happened to be hairdressers back in the real world?

A girl could really go for a cut, colour and condition.

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[hung_garian]

Well, I don't have any professional experience, but I do have a bread knife and I think I saw some heavy duty paint in one of our cupboards.

[foundacause]

Try it, Sugar, and I'll break your face.

[hung_garian]

Well, there's gratitude. Remind me to never bother being helpful again.

[foundacause]

Oh sweet cheeks, it's happening again, that psychological problem of yours where you can't help but mix up 'being helpful' with 'being a pain in the ass'.

[hung_garian]

Is there a difference?

[foundacause]

A big one. Are you still taking your medicine? It's the pretty bottle under the sink.

[hung_garian]

The bleach, you mean?

[He gives her hair a pointed glance.]

I don't know, I want to leave enough for next time I decide to change up my own hairstyle. And, well, there's no pain in the ass that a little aftercare and KY jelly can't help, so I think I'll take my chances.

[foundacause]

I wouldn't if I were you. The Barbie doll look isn't for you.

Let me know if your ass needs a little TLC. I'm sure we've got plenty of sharp pointy objects to help.

[hung_garian]

Aww, but I only wanna look like my idol. You know what they say, sweetpea, imitation's the sincerest form of flattery.

[He grins, a little on the sharp side, but that's about normal for him.]

Be sure and sterilise 'em first. I don't want anything coming near my ass that could have Winchester cooties on it.

[foundacause]

[ Hey! She didn't ask for Barbie hair either, you know? She didn't ask the King of Hell to dunk her head in bleach and hack off a few inches. ]

Of course. Wouldn't want you to catch something.

[hung_garian]

You're so thoughtful. I knew there must be a reason Cas keeps you around.

[foundacause]

Pretty sure it's because of my winning charm and personality.

[hung_garian]

Or he might just be a masochist.

[foundacause]

Yeah, that too.

[hung_garian]

Well, it does run in the family. Can't he do something about your barnet crisis? Sure, his sense of style's bad enough that he might as well be a two thousand year old blind monk - or Barry Manilow - but I'm sure even he can wield a pair of scissors without doing too much damage.

[foundacause]

Sorry, it's the nurse in me. Just can't bring myself to let the crazy kid run with scissors.

[hung_garian]

You're right. He could take Dean's eye out... and we wouldn't want that.

[foundacause]

As satisfying as it would be to see Dean writhing in agony minus an eye - I'd be the one who had to deal with the grumpy annoying human and the angsty angel. I'll pass.

[hung_garian]

Awwwww. You do care - that's sweet.

[foundacause]

Don't go shouting it from the rooftops, I have a reputation to maintain.

[hung_garian]

Oh, don't worry. I'll keep your dirty little secret.

[foundacause]

Appreciated, sugar.

[hung_garian]

Oh, don't worry about it. Just get me a drink or five sometime and we'll call it even.

[foundacause]

I'll see what I can do.