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[foundacause]

[ So, Meg is still blonde - but at least she doesn't have bloody highlights any more, as in, literal blood - and dark roots are starting to show. Her hair is in a terrible way and it's depressing. ]

Don't suppose any of you squishy little meatsacks happened to be hairdressers back in the real world?

A girl could really go for a cut, colour and condition.

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[freewheeling]

Never been hired but I could certainly have a whirl at it.

[ His magic might stay stable for long enough. ]

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[foundacause]

And how do I know you won't leave me looking like a poodle on crack?

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[freewheeling]

[ Look at him, Meg. He's beautiful. And glitter covered. ]

Have you actually seen a poodle on crack? It might be very fetching.

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[foundacause]

[ She's a demon. Glitter really isn't her thing. Stop oozing fabulous in her direction. ]

It'd look a hot mess. A bit like my hair does right now. Apparently getting your head dunked in a vat of bleach is bad for you.

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[freewheeling]

[ Ah, but demon blood runs in the family. With a little effort you too could look just as magnificent. ]

I can't say I've ever tried it. Never had the urge to burn outright.

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[foundacause]

[ She'll pass. ]

Yeah well, I never asked for it. That's the thing about torture - most people don't.

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[freewheeling]

Ah. Well, each to their own.

[intelligently]

Not a real one. But I could do enough. [ The colour and condition, anyway. It wouldn't be her first 'give someone else a makeover' ]

[foundacause]

You able to get your hands on some hair dye? Or know someone who can? Tired of the blonde look now.

[intelligently]

I'll ask around. [ And put a priority on it ] What do you want?

[foundacause]

Some shade of dark brown. Sick of looking like a Barbie doll. If I had wanted to be a Barbie I would've picked a pretty little blonde meatsuit.

[intelligently]

Right. [ And she did not understand that. What was that supposed to mean? ] I'll let you know when I've found it... [ Please supply name here ]

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[ Maybe if she asks nicely Meg'll explain. ]

Meg. The name's Meg.

[hung_garian]

Well, I don't have any professional experience, but I do have a bread knife and I think I saw some heavy duty paint in one of our cupboards.

[foundacause]

Try it, Sugar, and I'll break your face.

[hung_garian]

Well, there's gratitude. Remind me to never bother being helpful again.

[foundacause]

Oh sweet cheeks, it's happening again, that psychological problem of yours where you can't help but mix up 'being helpful' with 'being a pain in the ass'.

[hung_garian]

Is there a difference?

[foundacause]

A big one. Are you still taking your medicine? It's the pretty bottle under the sink.

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[blackmagus]

[Fortescue can sympathize. One's hair being on the fritz is just another added element of "do not want" in this place.

...being called a meatsack is a new one, though. She raises an eyebrow.]

I wasn't, and I don't think I've seen any color in the house. But I'll keep an eye out.

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[foundacause]

It's appreciated.

The blonde look on me is so 2006.

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[blackmagus]

You'd still be ahead of the trends, for me. Well. In a way.

[Fashion in Fortescue's world is a nightmare. She has no idea how ladies keep track of it.]

Surely the ladies who lived here had some beauty supplies.

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[foundacause]

You'd think so. I'll keep looking. Because if I have to wait for this crap to grow out, heads will roll.

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[blackmagus]

Literal or figurative? [A sly grin.] So I know what to watch out for.

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[foundacause]

Depends on my mood. Most likely literally.