Kenzi [002] Video

[onteamdyson]

Hey. Sup? Just a quick question, really fast, no pressure or anything, but who here isn't dead yet? Just for my personal knowledge. Inquiring minds probably want to know, but I'm just asking so I know whose names to scream out dramatically when I'm epicly avenging their deaths. 

Also how much milk can you drink in one sitting before you throw up or explode? That one isn't a top priority question, I'm just curious.

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[hung_garian]

Please tell me you're asking 'cause your preferred method of vengeance is force-feeding the killers gallon upon gallon of semi-skim.

[onteamdyson]

... That is officially my new signature move. And my enemies shall fear me all the more!

[She's trying to sound mighty, can you tell?]

It's especially effective if said killers are lactose intolerant.

[hung_garian]

Tell you what, honey, if I ever need vengeance sought, you'll be the first person I call. Can't make any promises about lactose intolerance, though, so, uh... might wanna have a back-up plan.

[He's pretty sure Lucifer's fine with dairy. Not that he's asked, admittedly.]

[onteamdyson]

Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. I have quite a few back-up plans, and they're all pretty sharp. So unless you're a ghost, I'm guessing I can add you to the list of not-dead. Which is awesome. Keep it that way.

[noblexcompanion]

[ video ]

Pretty sure I'm still alive - unless I'm communicating from beyond the grave. I probably would've been dead if it wasn't for the pretty nerd boy in the trenchcoat, mind. He kicks serious butt.

As for the milk? I'm not sure if anyone has ever exploded from milk overdose...

[onteamdyson]

... Pretty... nerd boy? I know from experience that dudes in trench coats that are not inspectors or private investigators are probably guys you gotta watch out for. If you find out he has a van, hide your junk and run.

HA! Not sure means there's a possibility! [Why is she so excited about that?]

[noblexcompanion]

I'm pretty certain he isn't the dodgy kind of trenchcoat wearing bloke. Either way, he saved me from wolves so I'm prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt.

... If you'd like to be a guinea pig, be sure to keep detailed notes so when we find your exploded body parts we have a record of the work...

[onteamdyson]

How do you know he didn't save you to be "dodgy" without you getting suspicious or telling him to back off because now you kind of owe him your life? Logic.

[She grins] I'll film it for you, Red. How's that?

[noblexcompanion]

I don't know him that well really, but I get the feeling he wouldn't know what to do with it if he tried. Still, awkwardly naive could be part of the act. Either way - great shield. And good to look at.

Film it, eh? Alright. And if we ever get out of here I'll make sure it gets on the internet for you!

[theshield_agent]

[ private ]

Tell me you're not force-feeding Clint anything when you watch him.

[onteamdyson]

[private]

Well I wasn't going to, but now that you brought it up...

[Nice job, Phil.]

[onteamdyson]

I'll take your word for it. Point him out next time it's safe to go outside.

[gaaaaaaaaaaasp.] ... You'd do that? For me? I'm touched. It's a deal.

[noblexcompanion]

Will do. Although he's pretty easy to spot - trenchcoat, dark hair, gorgeous blue eyes, looks a bit like someone might've kicked his puppy...

Try not to make too much mess when you blow. Someone will have to clean it up.

[theshield_agent]

Jeez, Kenz. Save it for any enemies that might crop up, okay? We're keeping him safe.

[onteamdyson]

Okay, okay! I won't feed him explosive amounts of milk! Calm down. He's totally safe. Beyond safe! He's the most safe he could ever possibly hope to be.

But if he calls me anything other than adorable pet names or Kenzi queen of the universe, I am putting a clothespin on his nose and no one can stop me.

[onteamdyson]

[Cute guy, kicked puppy face. Got it.]

Damn. Good point. Probs don't want to leave a mess for Philliam. Maybe I'll hold off on the whole exploding thing for a while.

[noblexcompanion]

Philliam? [ Donna arches a brow at that. ]

[theshield_agent]

[The confidence in Clint's safety is just dripping off of him.]

Or you could always just gag him and laugh while he desperately tries to tap things out in Morse code, which I assume you don't know.

[onteamdyson]

Phil. Agent Coulson. We're totally house buddies. I'm the good one.

[noblexcompanion]

Phil? Oh, I know him. He's a sweetheart.

[onteamdyson]

Yeah, totes! He's da bomb. And he totally has enough to deal with.

[noblexcompanion]

What he needs is tea, hugs and a holiday!

[onteamdyson]

Hey, don't assume stuff! I could probably-- ... yeah, okay, I don't know Morse code. Whatevs. Not gonna gag him, he's way more entertaining when he's trying to get me to untie him.

[theshield_agent]

You've got kind of a mean streak to you, huh? [He laughs.] I can appreciate that.

[onteamdyson]

I can get him... two of those things. Pretty sure none of us are taking a holiday until we get home.