Kenzi [002] Video

[onteamdyson]

Hey. Sup? Just a quick question, really fast, no pressure or anything, but who here isn't dead yet? Just for my personal knowledge. Inquiring minds probably want to know, but I'm just asking so I know whose names to scream out dramatically when I'm epicly avenging their deaths. 

Also how much milk can you drink in one sitting before you throw up or explode? That one isn't a top priority question, I'm just curious.

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[hung_garian]

Please tell me you're asking 'cause your preferred method of vengeance is force-feeding the killers gallon upon gallon of semi-skim.

[onteamdyson]

... That is officially my new signature move. And my enemies shall fear me all the more!

[She's trying to sound mighty, can you tell?]

It's especially effective if said killers are lactose intolerant.

[hung_garian]

Tell you what, honey, if I ever need vengeance sought, you'll be the first person I call. Can't make any promises about lactose intolerance, though, so, uh... might wanna have a back-up plan.

[He's pretty sure Lucifer's fine with dairy. Not that he's asked, admittedly.]

[onteamdyson]

Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. I have quite a few back-up plans, and they're all pretty sharp. So unless you're a ghost, I'm guessing I can add you to the list of not-dead. Which is awesome. Keep it that way.

[noblexcompanion]

[ video ]

Pretty sure I'm still alive - unless I'm communicating from beyond the grave. I probably would've been dead if it wasn't for the pretty nerd boy in the trenchcoat, mind. He kicks serious butt.

As for the milk? I'm not sure if anyone has ever exploded from milk overdose...

[onteamdyson]

... Pretty... nerd boy? I know from experience that dudes in trench coats that are not inspectors or private investigators are probably guys you gotta watch out for. If you find out he has a van, hide your junk and run.

HA! Not sure means there's a possibility! [Why is she so excited about that?]

[noblexcompanion]

I'm pretty certain he isn't the dodgy kind of trenchcoat wearing bloke. Either way, he saved me from wolves so I'm prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt.

... If you'd like to be a guinea pig, be sure to keep detailed notes so when we find your exploded body parts we have a record of the work...

[theshield_agent]

[ private ]

Tell me you're not force-feeding Clint anything when you watch him.

[onteamdyson]

[private]

Well I wasn't going to, but now that you brought it up...

[Nice job, Phil.]

[theshield_agent]

Jeez, Kenz. Save it for any enemies that might crop up, okay? We're keeping him safe.

[beenunmade]

[ ACTION~ ]

[ Clint's close to banging his freaking head against the wall if he could reach it, he's just sitting in the chair Coulson set him in with an annoyed look on his face. This. Was. Not. Fun. Clint looks over to Kenzi, brow quirking up as she continues talking. ] ...you're not going to force-feed me milk to test this theory are you? Cos...[ He shut his mouth shaking his head with a hummed 'nu uh'. ]

[onteamdyson]

[Kenzi DRAMATICALLY rolls her eyes and huffs]

Nooooo. Phil already nixed that awesome idea. I'll just have to think of other ways to keep us entertained. Wanna play eye spy again?

[beenunmade]

'n how is that an awesome idea? If I blow chunks it'll be all over my clothes. [ Or everything else. He hangs his head with an annoyed sigh. ]

You quit the last time cos I was cheating, remember? How 'bout we go for a walk? I could teach you to use a real bow, instead of that crossbow crap.

[notrosesshadow]

Still alive. You can drink as much milk as you want, but if you overload your stomach contents before you can pass it the normal way, you'll end up vomiting.

[onteamdyson]

COOL! Is that a medical FACT?

[notrosesshadow]

It's basic anatomy. Your stomach can only hold so much stuff. If you keep forcing it, you're going to cramp, bloat, and then unpleasantness is going to occur.

[porcelainpride]

I'm not dead, but can you yell my name dramatically regardless? Then I can reappear a la Gandalf the White and give you Strength To Carry On~

[onteamdyson]

Psht! You just want to say you had me screaming your name. You're a sly one, Hummel. Supah smooth.

[porcelainpride]

You've found me out. Am I really so transparent?

[plaidsamurai]

[Audio]

Wait... someone's dead now? [He's not exactly Mr. Current Affairs at the moment.]

[onteamdyson]

That's what I'm trying to find out. Three people missing, hungry wolves, it's only a matter of time.

... Who is this?

[plaidsamurai]

Secret admirer.

Name's Logan. The wolves ain't that hungry, there's plenty to eat, just stop lookin' like an easy meal...

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey--

That's personal. How much milk can you drink in one sitting? Don't like it when it's turned around, do ya?

[onteamdyson]

[Oh god, it's him... PLAY IT COOL. Don't look scared as shit.]

Probably way the hell more than you, cupcake. Apparently it's less than a gallon... in one hour. Or else you're in upchuck city.

[gloryisbullshit.livejournal.com]

Cupcake Junior. [Just grinning, just lotsa grinning.] Ain'chu heard? I'm Upchuck native. Figured word woulda gotten around by now. So what are you, real, real thirsty?