Kenzi [002] Video

[onteamdyson]

Hey. Sup? Just a quick question, really fast, no pressure or anything, but who here isn't dead yet? Just for my personal knowledge. Inquiring minds probably want to know, but I'm just asking so I know whose names to scream out dramatically when I'm epicly avenging their deaths. 

Also how much milk can you drink in one sitting before you throw up or explode? That one isn't a top priority question, I'm just curious.

Comments

[onteamdyson]

Psht! You just want to say you had me screaming your name. You're a sly one, Hummel. Supah smooth.

[porcelainpride]

You've found me out. Am I really so transparent?

[onteamdyson]

Like clingwrap. But it's cool. I still love you.

So way to be not dead! I'll add you to the list.

[porcelainpride]

...are a lot of people dead?

[onteamdyson]

[She shrugs]

So far three of them are missing. No bodies, just vanished. Splitsville. Popped out of existence or something. Just wanna make sure no one got eaten or worse.

[porcelainpride]

...oh.

You seem...calm.

[onteamdyson]

Freaking out's not gonna bring them back. Honestly, if they aren't dead? Maybe they went back home. Maybe they're somewhere better off. In a situation like this, you just gotta try to stay positive and think.

[Said the queen of freaking out and rushing into action. But Bo wasn't here to save her ass. Screaming and impulse wasn't going to keep her alive.]

It's gonna be okay.

[porcelainpride]

...not okay-okay, but it's going to be something and panicking won't help either way. Right?

[onteamdyson]

[She winks and points her finger like a gun.]

You got it, cowboy. I mean, you can totally panic if you want to. I've been known to panic... a lot... but there's only so much you can do when you're flailing around and talking really fast. Trust me.

[porcelainpride]

I'm more of a quiet internal panic sort of guy.

[onteamdyson]

That works, too. Your baking thing, though? That's hella productive. Cooking and shiz? Mad skills. That helps a LOT.

[porcelainpride]

It's a nice distraction, yes. But it's lonely.

[onteamdyson]

You totes need a baking buddy. Do you have roomies or anything? If I wasn't kind of tied up [HAHAHHAHA .... Sorry, Clint.] I'd be over there in a second!

[porcelainpride]

No, I'm living alone. I miss my boyfriend.

[onteamdyson]

[A-awwwh .... dammit. Instant sadface. ] I know how you feel.

Dude, you need to get some roomies. It makes everything less shitty.

[porcelainpride]

Maybe I should move.

[onteamdyson]

Maybe you SHOULD! There's gotta be other lonely peeps around here. And it's safer in numbers. Survival rule number... four.

[She's just making this shit up as she goes along.]

[porcelainpride]

...is it? Hm. You ought to write those rules down.

[onteamdyson]

Oh my god, Kurt, you're a genius. This is so happening. Writing out a legit survival handbook. Hell yes!