what is this / 01

[stiling]

[ The transmission starts off audio, a confused voice spluttering to itself as Stiles haplessly hits buttons on his communicator. ]

Okay, well, ya said Cape Kore like that means anything to me, but here's the thing, sucker, is that I've never been to a Cape Anything. --Who even lives near a cape, I'm not a cape kind of --

[ Video! It flips over and the face jumps and makes a few surprised shapes. ]

Well. Hello, guy. That just flashed. Nine-one-one? Hello? I'm, um. I'm not living here. There's been a mistake.

Comments

[ AUDIO ]

[beenunmade]

Well if that's your only fear in this place. 'm pretty sure if you break into a house you'd find a jacket or two left behind.

video;

[silvergat]

Do what the little beepy message thing says, obviously.

[ Video ]

[goodluckkobra]

Damn skippy! [He's not going to argue with the hot.] And being cool is overrated. You should aim for awesome instead.

Re: video

[hung_garian]

'Fraid you don't have a lot of choice, pal. You're stuck here either way, turning down the booze just means you'll be stuck here sober.

[ audio ]

[noblexcompanion]

None of us are supposed to be here... I reckon we were kidnapped...

[shesamarshmallow]

It's okay. I've got a plastic knife I can loan you. But I'm going to need it back.

And Loki. Norse. Had sex with a horse.

You don't have that where you're from? Seriously?

[onteamdyson]

Awwwwwh. They're so cute when they're in denial.

'Sup, new guy. You've obvi gotten the spiel by now. How are your coping skills?

[stiling]

More or less. Demigods and giant-ass cats that want to eat my face? Yeah. So I'd put myself somewhere on the scale between zero and- actually, surprisingly adjusted, all things considered.

[ audio ]

[stiling]

Yeah, well, on the list of getting from point A to point B without any recollection of how and where point B is a thing, kidnapping's pretty top of the list. I mean, either that or collective drunken blackout.

[ Video ]

[stiling]

[ That didn't put him off. THAT DIDN'T PUT HIM OFF, Stiles is so good right now. ]

On a cool scale of one to Clooney, I rate about, I dunno, Urkel. So awesome? I can do.

Re: video

[stiling]

So, what, general advice is just to throw back the peach schnapps and hunker down 'til it all blows over?

[ AUDIO ]

[stiling]

That wasn't, [ Stiles laughs and just grates out, ] face. Never mind.

I think I got all sorted on the jacket situation, though. Toasty.

video;

[stiling]

Oh, yeah, here, let me just follow the hollowed robot voice to my doom while they pull the strings in the background 'til I dance. No thanks.

[stiling]

Well, yeah, if you don't want your nads retreating into your body. Unless there's an overabundance of that surfer who just needs the last wave before the hurricane hits.

[stiling]

I make no promises, but it's a thoughtful touch.

Come on, I know who- Loki is. He's the trickster god, right? -Here?

video

[hung_garian]

Pretty much. Might as well enjoy the vacation. Oh, word of warning though, last I heard there were wolves here. Don't get drunk enough to go try cuddling with them, kay? This isn't White Fang, and you probably look like lunch.

[porcelainpride]

We do have a lot of that type around here, actually.

[ audio ]

[noblexcompanion]

And a drunken blackout without the fun drinking bit just isn't fair. My money is on crazy kidnappers - probably mad scientists...

[onteamdyson]

Tch. Yeeeeeeeah, that's about it. The face part of your face, specifically. Way to be stable! [The sass is strong with this one. She likes him already.]

I'm Kenzi.

[ Video ]

[goodluckkobra]

Clooney's overrated. I've always felt like more of a Daniel Day-Lewis or a Johnny Depp, myself.

[shesamarshmallow]

Did I not say he was here? I could have sworn I said - and I quote - that Loki had sex with a horse. Meaning Loki is here.

He had sex with a horse elsewhere, though.

[stiling]

Somewhere amidst all the horse dongs is still not changed that there's a freaking demigod here, sorry, I'm kinda adjusting to it!

[stiling]

- Alright, I take that back. Kraken may and probably will be thoroughly awakened.

Re: video

[stiling]

Oh, sure, just immediately assume a dude's a wolf-spooning kinda guy. I see how it is.

Some kinds of crazy demon cat whatevers around here too, right? Do they just roam the streets unbidden or what?

[ Video ]

[stiling]

Oh, totally. But suave like a motherfucker no matter which way you slice it.

You've got the Depp kinda hair. Plus he gets to be a pirate.