what is this / 01

[stiling]

[ The transmission starts off audio, a confused voice spluttering to itself as Stiles haplessly hits buttons on his communicator. ]

Okay, well, ya said Cape Kore like that means anything to me, but here's the thing, sucker, is that I've never been to a Cape Anything. --Who even lives near a cape, I'm not a cape kind of --

[ Video! It flips over and the face jumps and makes a few surprised shapes. ]

Well. Hello, guy. That just flashed. Nine-one-one? Hello? I'm, um. I'm not living here. There's been a mistake.

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[stiling]

[ There's a fond smile on his face for a moment before he clears his throat. ]

Yeah. Anyone can punch this place in the balls, it's Lydia Martin.

[porcelainpride]

Mmm-hm. [He sees that smile, Stiles.]

[stiling]

[ What is this tone, what is that tone. Stiles levels a cautious look. ]

Mmm-hm. Is right.

[porcelainpride]

[Kurt is just going to grin innocently and grill Lydia for details, later.]

[stiling]

What's, uh, what's with the smile, what's, uh. [ He gives an uncertain little laugh and rubs at his chin. ] I'm out of a loop here.

[porcelainpride]

It's just so nice that there'll be some old friends here, that's all. [:D :DDDDDD]

[stiling]

Right.

[ -- he's onto him. ]

Right, yeah, totes magotes, man, just friending it up in the- in the hood. Friend-y.

[porcelainpride]

If you keep saying "friend", it'll eventually lose all meaning.

[stiling]

C... companion? Old buddy ol' pal?

[porcelainpride]

It's all right. I recognize that look. I've worn it a time or two myself.

[stiling]

[ And Stiles just- sighs, heavily. ]

The moot point wistful from afar kind of look? I don't do pokerfaces too good.

[porcelainpride]

Coupled with heavy sighs and mental rehearsals of what you would say if you could get your mouth to work around them?

I invented that look.

[stiling]

Rehearsal? Man, forget that, I played the concert. But it's, y'know, a not really in the cards kinda dealio.

[ "Yet," kind of lingers in his voice unsaid. ]

[porcelainpride]

Nothing's impossible.

[A pause, then, thoughtfully--] Well, that's a lie. My first crush ended up becoming my stepbrother. That's fairly impossible.

[stiling]

[ w e l p ]

Okay. That's harsh. I think you win this round.

[porcelainpride]

The very worst part is it was my fault. I set our parents up.

[Pause, wherein Kurt realizes how...insane that sounds...] ...in my defense I was very young.

[stiling]

[ Stiles pauses a moment before he gives a half a laugh. ]

Didn't really think that one all the way through, didja?

[porcelainpride]

We must never speak of it again. [Kurt shoots Stiles a very serious glare.]

[stiling]

Hey, hey, right hand to God. [ He raises a palm. ] Right back atcha, y'know?

[porcelainpride]

Not a word. I swear by whatever deity you may subscribe to.

[stiling]

[ Stiles just nods a few times, sagely. ]

Optimus Prime.

[porcelainpride]

[Pained look.] We'll try and be friends regardless.

[stiling]

[ EH HE'S USED TO IT ]

- Transformers? No? Nothin'? Come on.

[porcelainpride]

Not really my sort of movie. Shia LaBeouf does nothing for me.

[stiling]

Shia LaBeouf does it for nobody, man, it's all the curlies. But Optimus is still the man.

And Megan Fox is a thing.